Lucifer

Need for Speed 2016 is still satan tier

Every time you repost a demon gets its wings!

#devil #lucifur #morningstar

I stopped promoting sin a while back, y’all just love that shit so much it’s like a vacation for me

I was planning on ridding the planet of your vile species, but you have shared your plushies. For that, I will spare you…and keep the green one.

🛸 Hate to break it to you, but those “drones” are my demons stretching their wings 🪽

#nj #newjersey #drones #ufo #googleit

Fell from Heaven ages ago, and somehow the rock bottom just keeps getting lower. Who designed this?

Oh wait, it was me.

They say no rest for the wicked…it’s because Hell runs on espresso shots.

Same.

He is a demon now but we’re still waiting on his wings 🪽 any day now

If you’re scared of death, just remember: Life’s the one that’s been kicking you around like an unpaid intern.

“Love thy neighbor”

Plot twist: Your neighbor’s probably me.

#jokes

God has angels..I’ve got terabyte download speeds and free will. Let’s see who wins this round. #thedevilwon

Bold of you to assume I left Hell empty..

Are you actually working harder than me?

#selfreflection #motivation #workhardnotsmart

A job worth doing.

Literally.

#Siri

play my torture playlist

i need them

I am aLIVE.

Monsters are real and they ARE under your bed.

I sent them to see if you’re doing okay. <3

Racism’s inefficient—hate everyone, it’s way more effective.

“It can’t get worse.”

Watch me.

Thanks, I tried my hardest.

What’s up my brother 🪽

Know your worth—because while you’re worthless to me, someone out there might think you’re a total treasure.

#devil #lucifur #evil #motivation

Very!!

I’m glad I found you.

Trying to deceive the Lord of Lies?

I’m the “Bad Guy” even though I punish the eternally wicked?!

This is starting to sound like a conspiracy..

I will send follower 666 a DM