But hey “stick to sports.”
25.02.2026 03:04
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But hey “stick to sports.”
Gotta make that donut.
Super strength? Flight? Invisibility? No thank you. I would like $500 in cash to randomly appear in front of me in a gust of wind that is lost somewhere.
Pam Bondi’s skull appears to be trying to push it’s way out through her face, as if even her skeleton wants nothing to do with her.
If someone broke into my house and looked in the freezer they would be amazed at the amount of popsicles and breast milk our family has.
Great job this season, Barnwell. Now hit the showers.
Brink or bank?
Why did I get super nervous when the Nooks were looking me up in the airport? Like, I wasn’t going to be allowed to play Animal Crossing because I did something bad one time.
#switch #nintendo #animalcrossing #nook #badkid
If I came home from boarding school and told my parents that three kids spent a lot of time in the shop teacher’s shed all year long there would at least be an investigation. It doesn’t matter that they’re magic!
In Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets when Neville runs by Hagrid (who says hello and Neville ignores him, rude) to tell the gang that someone busted up his room, these mofos run in and it’s a mess and there’s feathers everywhere and not ONE PERSON says “Hedwig, what happened?!”
Football is about FUNDAMENTALS, Bill.
I don’t care how slow you go, I’ll never understand how they get the yellow and blue lines on the screen during football.
#nfl #football #playoffs #broncos #bills #computers
And stethoscope. And o2sat. And AirPods. And highlighters. And flushes. And needles. And trash. Nurses carry too much shit.
Hey meteorologists, if you say it’s gonna snow and I look to see how much and it says “0.02in” under precipitation, that’s not snow. You’re mean.
#weather #meteorologists #imawhinybaby #ilovesnow
Damn! Now that’s an artist!
What more do it need?
Fine lookin mess o’ bleeps and blorps!
My wife bought an electric booger sucker online. It lights up and plays music. Our baby loves it. I laugh every time it turns on. Highly recommend. Like and subscribe. Thoughts and vibes.
‘The Gray Race’ is my favorite Bad Religion album. Is it the best? Probably, but I ain’t fightin over it.
I love my daughter. I hate football. See ya next season!
The Colts have not won a game since my daughter was born. Is this all her fault?
Gender and Jesus.
When my wife says “don’t put a diaper on her, I’m going to give her a bath,” and then my daughter poops MY pants, I am in awe. The pride I feel is wet and obscene. #dad #baby #parenting #huggies
HAHAHAHA EVERYONE IS SO COOL
My daughter was born yesterday. I am a first time dad. I have never experienced beauty like I did on Friday morning. I don’t think I’ll get another of those moments for a long while. 100% pure happiness that takes your breath away.
On Saturday, IU gave me that feeling once again.
#football
I literally showed old people pictures of my daughter while leaving the hospital this morning. I know how crazy I looked. I hope everyone alive gets to feel this good as much as possible. So much beauty it can make you cry.
#dad #baby #mom #2025 #love
Hell yes you were!
What’s up? This hurt. It will continue to hurt. This is the way.
#art #tattoo #outline #japanese #traditional #kuniyoshi #colinmcclain #time&tide #snake #wip #backpiece
