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Ali Hancock

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Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones. Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist. https://www.alihancock.co.uk/

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Bez was once found out cheating on Bargain Hunt and had to pay back the ยฃ8 he scammed #totp

06.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the very olden days economic wars were waged over dyes. Your average person would have killed for something in a pale green.

Those guys are in the afterlife watching 1999 #TOTP yelling at so many people who voluntarily wear beige

06.03.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well someone's done the Daz doorstep challenge #totp

06.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The boys in beige #totp

06.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Between FlightRadar24 and Fish Doorbell, I'm pretty confident I've got my finger on the pulse of current events.

06.03.2026 09:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Between FlightRadar24 and Fish Doorbell, I'm pretty confident I've got my finger on the pulse of current events.

06.03.2026 09:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
It's a lungfish. Imagine a weird long fish that's had it's lips done, so it's somewhere between a pout and a puppy face. It's fins are definitely on their way to being legs, evolutionarily.

It's a lungfish. Imagine a weird long fish that's had it's lips done, so it's somewhere between a pout and a puppy face. It's fins are definitely on their way to being legs, evolutionarily.

Look at this guy! Half fish, half axolotl, half puppy. 150% CREATURE.

05.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taskmaster thought: I know its Alex that says it, but Greg used to be a teacher and as an ex-lecturer I often found myself frustratedly saying some version of "all the information is in the brief!"

05.03.2026 09:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd say it looks exactly like a turbot

05.03.2026 08:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot from BBC news. The headline is the not at all portentious "Blood rain and fiery sunsets as Saharan dust sweeps UK." on the right another headline reads "Full worm and blood moon shines in tne night sky".

Screenshot from BBC news. The headline is the not at all portentious "Blood rain and fiery sunsets as Saharan dust sweeps UK." on the right another headline reads "Full worm and blood moon shines in tne night sky".

Blood rain, blood moon...cool cool cool

04.03.2026 08:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My guinea pig is off to meet new friends today. There's a non zero chance she'll come back with a guinea pig called Tony :)

04.03.2026 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot from BBC news. The headline is the not at all portentious "Blood rain and fiery sunsets as Saharan dust sweeps UK." on the right another headline reads "Full worm and blood moon shines in tne night sky".

Screenshot from BBC news. The headline is the not at all portentious "Blood rain and fiery sunsets as Saharan dust sweeps UK." on the right another headline reads "Full worm and blood moon shines in tne night sky".

Blood rain, blood moon...cool cool cool

04.03.2026 08:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Headline: private jet prices soar as wealthy scramble to leave Dubai.

Headline: private jet prices soar as wealthy scramble to leave Dubai.

Knew I should have bought one last year.

03.03.2026 11:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like the shittake's hit the fan

03.03.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I foolishly went for the loo rolls

03.03.2026 11:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Headline: private jet prices soar as wealthy scramble to leave Dubai.

Headline: private jet prices soar as wealthy scramble to leave Dubai.

Knew I should have bought one last year.

03.03.2026 11:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've heard that if you're audhd and start adhd meds, sometimes the au bit comes out more. Not sure if it's true but I'm sure that eventually *one* of these excel spreadsheets I've been making will have an answer.

01.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a Saint David's Day miracle

01.03.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black white and ginger abyssinian guinea pig eating cucumber while sitting on my arm.

A black white and ginger abyssinian guinea pig eating cucumber while sitting on my arm.

Tatws (most nervous of all guinea pigs) actually accepted and ate food from me while I held her! The power of cucumber

01.03.2026 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
'Riccardo Falcinelli, Chromorama, how colour changed our way of seeing'.

'Riccardo Falcinelli, Chromorama, how colour changed our way of seeing'.

Morning! I think today will be some quality time with another book about colour.

01.03.2026 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cyanotype photogram of a fern on a coffee cup

Cyanotype photogram of a fern on a coffee cup

Love a cyanotype. A few of us lecturers were messing with them the last week I worked in college. Including printing on rubbish found out the back of the art rooms.

01.03.2026 10:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That guy certainly earned that peace prize.

03.01.2026 08:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You throw away Gu pots?

28.02.2026 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was just about to reach for that CD. I'm now welsh enough to think "bet they won't play any of the songs in Welsh *grump*"

27.02.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My uni housemate played Design for Life one million times in 1996. The subtitles on now are the first time I've known what some of the lyrics are. #totp

27.02.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah thanks for that, man, now that's true

27.02.2026 12:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's actually a traditional folk dance which is though to date back to a 15th century ritual to bestow luck on badger setts and vole holes.

26.02.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And you should never accept anything from a larp child carrying a wicker basket.

26.02.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Headline: writing may have begun 40,000 years ago.

Headline: writing may have begun 40,000 years ago.

Me working on a new sitcom pilot.

24.02.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leonardo (leads)
Donatello (does machine)
Raphael (cool but rude)
Michelangelo (party dude)

25.02.2026 08:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1