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Lynden 🐻 - Urso 🧑🐾

@bearbark

28 Β¦ He/Him Β¦ Gay-Demi Bear furry πŸ»πŸ»β€β„οΈ Β¦ Weird dog man 🐾 Β¦ Car nerd πŸš™ Β¦ Geoguessr fanatic 🌍 Β¦ Gainer πŸ” Engaged but open πŸ’ NO MINORS πŸ”ž Banner art: @venicedogs.bsky.social

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Drawing of an overweight thievul undressing his chemise, he is backlit by a city landscape

Drawing of an overweight thievul undressing his chemise, he is backlit by a city landscape

Overworked βœ”οΈ, Overstressed βœ”οΈ, Overweight ✨

Another picture of Shawn the Thievul because why not...

05.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 638 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you say so

06.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1032 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Baggy shorts on a big boy is a good look 🧑

06.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 922 πŸ” 175 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6

I'd love that! I'm more focused on the aftermath once about 7 or 8 months have passed than the act itself though :3

06.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Woah! Who knew Honey would be so sweet?! πŸ’¦πŸŒŠ

04.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 333 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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did you know today is international polar bear day? you should pick a spot to appreciate~

28.02.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 757 πŸ” 171 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Slowly realising that the reason I sunk so much time into music growing up is mostly because I've always been too dyslexic to read for pleasure. And then because of the way my autism brain works I was too hooked on music to put much effort into other media like TV / movies / video games etc

05.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 387 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I love him 🧑

05.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can say this to me if you like

05.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A fat hairy white man posing naked in bed with a corner of the sheet barely covering his junk

A fat hairy white man posing naked in bed with a corner of the sheet barely covering his junk

I'm choosing to treat World Obesity Day as a celebration of my hot fat body πŸ”₯

04.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy World Obesity Day to all who celebrate

04.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 646 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A fat hairy white man posing naked in bed with a corner of the sheet barely covering his junk

A fat hairy white man posing naked in bed with a corner of the sheet barely covering his junk

I'm choosing to treat World Obesity Day as a celebration of my hot fat body πŸ”₯

04.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Windows 69

04.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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... Don't give me that look, you know they don't sew on buttons as well as they used to.

Art by @bluescale.bsky.social!

🦑🎨

04.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A fat white guy wearing a pup good and a chain collar trying to pull a shirt that's way too small for him over his big belly, and he's wearing an orange jockstrap underneath it

A fat white guy wearing a pup good and a chain collar trying to pull a shirt that's way too small for him over his big belly, and he's wearing an orange jockstrap underneath it

Broke out the very old shirt again to test my gains 😳 #TummyTuesday

03.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A fat white guy wearing a pup good and a chain collar trying to pull a shirt that's way too small for him over his big belly, and he's wearing an orange jockstrap underneath it

A fat white guy wearing a pup good and a chain collar trying to pull a shirt that's way too small for him over his big belly, and he's wearing an orange jockstrap underneath it

Broke out the very old shirt again to test my gains 😳 #TummyTuesday

03.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie of a ginger bear wearing an open leather vest and pup hood

Selfie of a ginger bear wearing an open leather vest and pup hood

Selfie of a ginger bear wearing a leather vest and pup hood

Selfie of a ginger bear wearing a leather vest and pup hood

Tummy day, leather pup edition πŸ’™πŸ˜˜

Lowkey need to get into the gym bc this would go so hard with some muscle πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄

24.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1

Looking STUNNING, bear 🧑

03.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Clean tummy Tuesday post to cleanse you tum line of all the sins

Something something tum goodness, blah blah tum tum

Hope everyone's march is going well and continues (or begins) to be the best, burr sending hugs πŸ»πŸ€—πŸ»πŸ€—

#tummytuesday #bear #fatfur

03.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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When ya got a shine, its time to dine!
Lots to eat and get stuffed that's true,
Dont forget the belly rubs too! 😁πŸ₯°πŸ˜†
#tummytuesday

03.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 295 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1
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Commission for Left4Donut on VGen 🧸🧒

02.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 423 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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a picture of the eiffel tower with the words france jumpscare written on it Alt: a gif of a model of the eiffel tower floating towards the camera with the words france jumpscare written on it
03.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah the key is to just slap some of it in bread and leave it at that, it's tasty enough on its own

03.03.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here He Comes! πŸ˜‹

19.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 529 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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get yourself a bear that'll make you feel equal parts safe and scared while cuddling
🐢 @samt517.bsky.social

02.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 733 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6
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🍩
#fatfur

02.03.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 574 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0