The Alpinist is about how mountain climbing is a wonderful crippling drug addiction that makes you enjoy life, the outdoors, and other people

Pew Pew

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Many people say they love a barracks that's a big hand, and want a human faction... so as Henry Ford said: "people want faster horses, so embrace Arcanoflesh"

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Black Rain is a traditional buddy cop movie where an old and jaded cop has to team up with a naive and idealistic old cop

There's this idea that when cyber limbs improve enough, people will discard their own healthy arms to become cyborgs?
A superior organism would never have had those arms
Imagine: we meet the alien federation: the wondrous and varied aliens from around the galaxy are all blobs of flesh in mech suits

Robocop 3 is a feel-good family movie about coming together to fend off Japanese cyberninjas and south american death squads to prevent them from paving over the mad max hellscape of Detroit and putting up a parking lot.

Robocop 2: Double the Sarcasm is about the value of a good child soldier, and the shoddy foolishness of expecting machines to control people against their strongest internal drives. It is also an exemplar to all marketing agencies out there.

In my game Wizard Hunter 2348, you play as an immigration enforcement officer and you can shoot as many civilians as your heart desires. Technically the civilians are on your side, but the enemies try not to shoot them.

Saving Private Ryan is about how every civilian has within them the potential to be a war hero/criminal just waiting to be unlocked
It plays with show don't tell by showing the experience of telling

Handsome Guys is a remake of Tucker & Dale vs Evil where Christianity is true

The Unholy Trinity is about how sometimes when you just want to improve society somewhat you end up brutally shooting 50% of the population to death

Jurassic World Rebirth is about dinosaurs big. Dinosaurs so large, and scary. Also there's character arcs for some reason

The Naked Gun is a silly movie with great physical comedy and good wordplay

Revenge of the Musketeers is a very French comedy about a bunch of old men and one young woman attempting to discover conspiracies when most of the letters they're deciphering are actually mundane and not coded messages at all

Finally, someone else who sees the potential in this new technology!

Not enough pylons, construct additional pylons

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They don't have eyes everywhere, but where they do have eyes, those eyes are quite large

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A herd of lancers frolics playfully in the meadow

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Do you ever think about how your hands are sort of like spiders on sticks?

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The shreaver is a hit-and-run artillery unit, launching into the air every time it fires, and landing again when it wants to attack

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Support powers aren't just for you to use, if you put a Vice-General into your tank then they can call down a rain of bullets on their own

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In Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Keanu Reeves plays a malicious humanoid robot hell-bent (no wait that's a different character) on subjugating the human race

If you were going to put a deadly sky balloon in your army, which would you choose, the fast one with solar beams or the slow one with missiles

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Pretty much any weapon can be loaded into your support power, adjust to taste

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math is hard sometimes

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Lovely weather for missiles today

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The Siege Beast mechanized walkers, while on the move, are a fairly powerful tank substitute. But their greatest power is the ability to enter "siege mode", activating a dangerous aura. These ones have been equipped with plague orbs that deal damage over time.

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Prince of Darkness is a spiritual sequel to The Thing (get it? 🥁) about the Stuff. Don't drink the Stuff, or think about the Stuff, or it'll make you feel funny.

If you feed several large armies to a single enemy unit, you might have to fight a ridiculously fast and dangerous veteran monster

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