Bryan Mac

“NOW That’s What I Call Meat! (Volume 34)”

People ask what “acceptance” looks like.

If you’re a trans person in the internet talking about trans concerns, and the Internet is like “IMAGINE MISSING THE PRODUCTION OF DANIEL JONES.”

That’s acceptance.

The stakes are clear.

Beat MSU, and Michigan records the best regular season in program history, earns a #1 seed in the NCAA tournament, and wins the B1G by 4 games.

Lose, and they record the best regular season in program history, earn a #1 seed in the NCAA tournament, and win the B1G by 2 games.

It me, Prodigy User HBDM62B

Iowa fans seem wholly unfamiliar with the rules of basketball.

Tom Izzo’s like “fellas ease up”

Not a great start for the “maybe the extra minutes will help Roddy get his feet under him” argument.

It’s a “they ain’t gonna call anything” game.

The announcers just called Iowa “the number one defense in the Big Ten.”

Words used to mean things.

Frosty Rapture

THIS IS MARCH

Everyone stop praying for CJ, he’s becoming too strong.

I’m picturing the “endless racks of guns” scene from The Matrix, except the racks are all filled with, like, table legs and 2x4 boards with nails sticking out of them.

“SO MANY WEAPONS”

ABC? More like BAC.

Meet Panda II, a panic eBay purchase from last week, when Panda was believed to be lost at the park (but was in fact “playing hide and seek” in the cookie sheet cupboard).

But you know what CAN hurt you? A Great Horned Owl.

So… head on a swivel.

Not now, I’m just reading about this retaliatory strike by Stankonia.

My 13-year-old son just saw a game tied 69-69 and didn’t blink.

Every day we drift further from God’s light.

Good news. They solved that pesky problem.

Remember when John McCain JOKINGLY sang “bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran” and it was a MAJOR SCANDAL?

Huh.

Remember when everyone got all pearl-clutchy when someone dared to call the people who support this Jabroni “deplorable?”

Yeah. Bout that.

I just use the usual (bourbon, simple syrup, 3 dashes of angostura bitters), but I think the key is a big orange peel garnish that you rub on the rim of the glass to get the orange oil aroma.

An outright Big Ten Title, and I Did A Business today. I think this calls for an Old Fashioned.

Vegas was a solid Check This Shit Out week, that’s for sure.

That was the most Got That Dawg In Him game of the year by Michigan. Not sure there’s a close second.

The two posts I saw back-to-back were “Angelina Jolie has crossed the Brimley/Cocoon Line” and “Two Llamas was ELEVEN years ago.”

Goddamn I’m old.

Oh good, another reason to lament the ~waves arms wildly at world~

Minnesota got two shots on net in the first period. And that somehow feels generous.

Speaking of delivery…

The existential inverse of “only three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad”