one of our regular newspaper guys came in today and laid out 8-10 bank lollipops on the table in front of him, then methodically ate them one by one as he read the paper
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one of our regular newspaper guys came in today and laid out 8-10 bank lollipops on the table in front of him, then methodically ate them one by one as he read the paper
music that's HITTING THE SPOT tonight is Aram Katchaturian's Adagio from Spartacus
i drank one
local watering hole has something called a 'Long Ireland Iced Tea'. The 'Ireland' part is Midori to make it green
We had a snow day yesterday but we all forgot to turn off the door tomer that automatically unlocks. So there were about 20 people just hangin' around unsupervised
i had a dream that there is a secret subtropical-climate Emirate with elephants wandering around everywhere. i don't doubt this was planted UAE propaganda
I cannot be dealing with the news rn i have to drive in the snow
could be. he was at pearl harbor
i included the alcohol part because that's a full-time job when you get to the end
career navy who drank himself to death. not sure about the other one's day job but i do know he bred huskies for a while
Iguess.jpg at the 1999 ford taurus with Classic Car plates i saw driving down the highway today
you're still going to have to put me in a coma for maine though (work in maine, live elsewhere)
not to be hopecore this morning but about 83,000 more people voted in the texas D primary than R
Shin Amano's on the junior ladies tech panel for worlds. RIP everyone
gymnast kristie phillips wears a white leotard with a pink and purple stripe that forms a V over her arms and torso
How do I find a sweater like this pink-and-purple leotard the karolyi gym loved in the late 80s
caught a new one today: the library offers discount tickets to area museums. somebody came in and thought these tickets included transportation
What'd really grating my cheese is that these are on subjects we literally have no fucking need of! We have so many Windows 11 guides already! So many UK travel books!
We are on week 2 of my boss indiscriminately ordering AI dropshipped books from am****
learning there was an MLM founder, Bill Gouldd, who spelled his name with an extra 'd' to stand for 'dollars.' people are amazing
'rent a car: it IS a car' never fails to make me giggle
i just bought a gray dress to wear to work. psychologists who specialize in marketing i'm available for your next study
there are just so many shades of gray today
rudy galindo 96 nationals, baby
tenis den the artist suite??? matt savoie the mission?!
watching a bunch of old skating programs to feel something again
daisuke takahashi blues for klook. that's the stuff
Why the hell does the claude icon look like vonneguts butthole
Getting news that someone i was ~messy~ with in college is getting divorced because he 'couldn't handle' being a father
Come and get it before nbc finds it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq-e...
maybe instead of 'giving to charity' we should think of donating clothes as the modern equivalent to the rag'n'bone man coming down your lane
a snow day is the perfect time for Snake Meal. i'm on my way to eat an entire box of pasta