Autumn 🌙

i contest you

my roman empire is everyone telling me it will get better after highschool and it actually getting so much better after highschool

good luck soldier 🫡🫡

I put this pokemon card in my phonecase bc the concept of an ominous evil tiny sheep is hilarious to me

FRR

I am turning 20 next year and I fear I will be having an existential crisis

*miraculous transformation music*

A scene from heated rivalry with Shane and Ilya lying naked on a hotel room bed but Shane's socks have been replaced with the Dan and Phil phan socks very poorly

Phocks ON!!!!!

I find it interesting how different people define "long term" relationships like some people are like oh over a year, some say 3-5 years, some say 6 months and then some people say they've been in a situationship for 16 years

got some tattoo filler 💥💥💥 I want to add a sun on the back of my shoulder

I need the I love lying hat immediatly 😭😭

@nxptvne.bsky.social i see you in dnp live chat 👀👀

YOU ARE IN POKEMON!!!!!

I feel like if someone recognises im reading ao3 they are also guilty

never settle for shitty weed, shitty coffee or shitty men

i wish i was a boy the way 2010s emo twink danisnotonfire is a boy

sometimes i wonder if im really my cats favourite but then i remember he lays on my chest and demands pets and snuggles out of his own free will

a man with a party hat on his head is sitting with his hands folded . ALT: a man with a party hat on his head is sitting with his hands folded .

all i want in life is to embody the energy of frankenfurter and dan howell #transgoals 😔😔😔

Chat I just got my t shot which marks 8 months on T I cant tell if still sound like a woman or not

as an asian who has a massive dislike for soggy texture this is actually my worst nightmare lots of love

Tweet vs who tweeted it

penis goon sale

most phan coded music taste tbh

arguably so did Jessica who was a cheerleader for the soccer team and is mad "those loser nerds" are making more money than her because she wants a bbl

i feel like it should be considering 😭😭

dan and phil for 16 years

"How come?"

By jorkin my peanits obviously

what I bring to the table:
- ungodly pattern recognition
- an extensive collection of knick knacks
- unworldly fear of abandonment and failure
- ao3 addiction
- weird knowledge
- eyeliner

#promosky

bibically accurate dan and phil pt 2: the pontoon

girl what have you ever heard of the job market rn like in this economy?? god forbid I have bills to pay that don't meet YOUR goals