Devastated Millennial

Forgot to buy milk, again

I was too distracted why the discounted bakery section

Learned the deep dark secret of stuff crusted pizza today.

The crust is stuffed with cheese sticks. Common, every day, mozzarella cheese sticks.

streamers pick the WORST sections to add commercials.

just use the natural act breaks omg how hard is that?

Salt doesn't stick of butterless popcorn.

I've made a grave mistake and learned a big lesson.

Dolly Parton butter cream frosting is pretty terrible. I'm understanding now why I got it on clearance.

But whipping something into it (pumpkin spice, cocoa powder, key lime juice, oreo crumbs, cherry jam, coconut) makes it extraordinary. Probably the flavor profile Dolly intended.

You never realize how fragile your body is until your perfectly fine toe gets caught while putting on a sock you wear daily and the toe randomly starts bleeding even though there is no pain.

They are *ALL* boning

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Turns out whenever I make popcorn to eat during a movie, I forget to eat it. every. single. time.

Discovered my faucet aerator is plastic, not metal, in the most upsetting way.

Fairy certain there is zero bread in my home, but I haven't triple checked

Why do pizza and eggs keep popping up on my feed.

Is everyone surviving on pizza and eggs right now? Or is the algorithm fucked?

Stop what you are doing and wash your kitchen floor right now.

If you can't remember the last time you washed it, or you know that the last person ti walk on it in outdoor shoes was not you, wash it immedately.

Why does good pizza costs $32?

Not great pizza, pretty good pizza.

Bad pizza costs $25. Or $11 if you get it with a coupon code.

Am I bringing boxed mac and cheese for lunch to work tomorrow so that I get a carb overload protein deficiency headache immediately after lunch and am forced to take a sick day for the afternoon legitimately, and have to skip the two hour leadership meeting?

Yes.

I believe in authentic sick days.

I guess I don’t crave apples because I always buy the unflavored, least expensive ones

Cambridge Fellows Mystery Lessons in Love Lesssons in Desire

With the mega success of Heated Rivalry and Downton Abbey, the unending Murdoch Mysteries, and 17 tv versions of Sherlock Holmes, can we finally get a Cambridge Fellows Mysteries show?

21 books of source material.

We had 3 seasons of Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, & Cambridge Fellows is better.

Been drizzling for three days with a severe weather and flood warning, and its finally raining and windy, not just sprinkling.

Now I'm fucking terrified if the wind slamming on the window.

I'm fairly certain Yahoo Mail is making such a terrible product so that we just don't use it.

Well Yahoo, sometimes I need to check my spam collecting email account. Let me have a decent user experience when I do.

both, either, neither - being categorically and objectively better players with more metals and/or not making horrible choicecs off ice might make them hotter too.

Does this oddly well timed screen shot look like an oil painting version of a heated rivalry season 2 pr tour? Or just me?

How does one replicate the flavor and mouth feel of buttered bread with no bread?

wow that was the first actually funny episode of snl of the entire season

possibly because weekend update felt half as long as most episodes

or other reasons

When streaming services don't work, I geuinely don't know if my TV is fucked or the streamer is down.

Today days old when I realized menstrual "cramps" aren't a euphemism like "period" refers to "period of time.

Its cramping in a particular region... confusing to someone who learned the word "cramp" during and after running the required mile in elementary school gym class.

I hate that I feel good after heating nutrient rich foods.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

The desperate hunger for asian red vinegar and having zero noodles to pour it onto

So watching jurassic park during a dark rain storm when crows keep landing on my balcony was a... good idea?

1997 movie SPOILER

lol forgot that The Lost World doesn't end when the kid is rescued, like in every other sequal, it ends after the t-rex destroys the San Diego pier, as a t-rex would if released on a San Diego pier.

Been trying to find new sleep shirts for three years.

Been annoyed that the graphics melt off my fav graphic t-shirts way too fast (after 30 washes, worn every other day).

When my graphic t-shirts are no longer graphic, I could cut the collars and sleeves and use as sleep shirts.

Upcycling dream!