T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David

I dunno why this feels so awkward but there’s a guy in fixing the washing machine and the second workman has turned up to fix the dishwasher so now they are sitting side by side fixing their respective appliances

Make Nazis Scared Again.

An American Pope? Woke nonsense

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My 9 year old asked me “if you drink Holy Water would your pee burn vampires/demons?”

I can’t stop thinking about it

It’s amazing how, in the UK, as long as you have the right political opinions you can get away with being wrong constantly about everything and still be hailed as an “expert”

They*

My 9 year old daughter just gave me into trouble for leaving the toilet seat up

Any Rangers fans able to explain what “woke foreign ideologies” they are worried about?

@policescotland.bsky.social This places people in danger.

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Julius Caesar, like the Nazis was also partial to a bit of genocide, this haircut is a bad omen.

Found the worst picture in the world

I know someone who moved to England and still has to travel back to Scotland for dentist appointments because they couldn’t find a new dentist where they moved to

Crisp sandwich

I was having a crisp sandwich and was wondering how universal they are, is it just a Scottish thing? A UK thing or are they universal?

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Leftists: “Fascism is coming”
Centrists: “Stop being hyperbolic”

Leftists: “Fascism is coming”
Centrists: “Stop being hyperbolic”

Leftists: “Fascism is coming”
Centrists: “Stop being hyperbolic”

Centrists: “OMG Fascism! Nobody could’ve predicted this”
Leftists:

Anyone else think he was talked into “Gulf of America” after he initially suggested “Gulf of Trump”

Americans on TikTok “Bring on WW3 we r a global superpower we can beat everyone

Also Americans “1776 baby, u Brits were a global Superpower and we beat you with plucky militia men”

Thought I’d catch up on some sports news, wee bit of escapism from the depressing politics

How I left Twitter

All the folk denying Musk did a Nazi salute would 100% pivot to “Nazi salutes are fine actually” if Musk admitted that’s what it was

Remember when the media said @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social was antisemitic is of how he said “Stein” but now they want us to look at the nuances of how someone did a Nazi salute

Remember the quaint days of politicians dog whistling their racism? Now they just throw out Nazi salutes at Presidential Inaugurations

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I like “The Rest is History” podcast but they get a bit too into it when they read out one of Hitler’s speeches

Dam Labour!

Well it’s due to be banned in 4 days so they are all taking the bluff down to the wire

If USA can ban TikTok then Europe can ban Twitter

Was it an accident that the new Drub Consumption unit in Glasgow was named after something that jags you?

Three different sports subscriptions and tonight’s Celtic game is a pay-per-view

(Please don’t try to sell me dodgy streaming services)

It turns out that Farage was right; foreigners were coming for his job.

James McMurdock: Reform MP previously jailed for repeatedly kicking girlfriend questioned by Sky News at party conference James McMurdock MP was jailed almost two decades ago after being convicted of assaulting his then girlfriend in 2006 while drunk outside a nightclub.

Those that work in schools are required to have a DBS check.
It is astonishing to me that prospective parliamentary candidates are not required to do the same.

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Correct, It’s this kind of insight that keeps me subscribing