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Rascal of the worst kind and next tumblr sexyman. 40 rats in a trenchcoat committing identity fraud. significantly over 18, so I don't get blocked by the horny accounts I follow. they/them

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Something Valentines Day, since these two's days are right next to eachother

15.02.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 296 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

06.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 10482 πŸ” 1795 πŸ’¬ 144 πŸ“Œ 493
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

25.01.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 28791 πŸ” 10725 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 980

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

03.01.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 40118 πŸ” 9481 πŸ’¬ 760 πŸ“Œ 316

naturally one has to say β€œok fuck this” about the president’s deranged post but let’s always remember to then be pivoting to the actual subject when he tries to shift the focus over onto himself, which is always what he’s doing

15.12.2025 15:58 πŸ‘ 462 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

10.12.2025 05:10 πŸ‘ 8710 πŸ” 2602 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 32

i'm at a point with all of this where I see a shittily-drawn sharpie poster for an upcoming event and am filled with so much endearment and affection for it because someone sat down and made that thing with heart and intention and a computer cannot do that

10.12.2025 22:25 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a guillotine made from gingerbread, decorated with white icing snow and icicles

a guillotine made from gingerbread, decorated with white icing snow and icicles

I am brimming with holiday spirit

08.12.2025 12:47 πŸ‘ 8343 πŸ” 3047 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 85
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image

27.11.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 9427 πŸ” 2208 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 65
My characters Clayton and Holt as slasher type guys. Clayton is wearing a hockey mask and an ill-fitting apron holding Holt (who is currently a werewolf) by a very short leash and muzzle.

My characters Clayton and Holt as slasher type guys. Clayton is wearing a hockey mask and an ill-fitting apron holding Holt (who is currently a werewolf) by a very short leash and muzzle.

Me? Self indulgent for the month of October?? Never...

28.10.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 928 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

10 Horror Movies to get to know me by:

πŸš€Event Horizon
πŸͺšSaw
🩸Ravenous
πŸŽ…Christmas Evil
🎸Phantom of the Paradise
🎭The Abominable Dr.Phibes
πŸ’žCreep 2
πŸ”₯Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday
πŸ“ΊPoltergeist
πŸ›ΈNope

08.10.2025 21:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Bruh

18.09.2025 12:12 πŸ‘ 31484 πŸ” 11441 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 101
breaking news, cat angry at fuk 
cat too angry God help us

breaking news, cat angry at fuk cat too angry God help us

cats have begun

18.09.2025 17:35 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk NEW YORKβ€”Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. β€œShortly after you navigat...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

16.09.2025 15:03 πŸ‘ 14408 πŸ” 3836 πŸ’¬ 156 πŸ“Œ 112

This is the line that Dems need to push. It can't be simply. "Political violence is bad" it MUST be "Political violence is bad and Trump and his ilk are responsible for creating conditions ripe for political violence"

10.09.2025 19:56 πŸ‘ 8900 πŸ” 2912 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 28
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10.09.2025 21:37 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us

11.09.2025 06:26 πŸ‘ 4927 πŸ” 1216 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

watching a random movie on netflix: unpleasant, disappointing

watching a random movie on tubi: extraordinary, a blessing

31.08.2025 02:44 πŸ‘ 733 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 9

Correct

14.08.2025 13:02 πŸ‘ 398 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

Not a sex symbol but a sex omen

22.07.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7
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I think nearly the entire Horror genre boils down to the idea that it is worthwhile to fight until your very last breath. Even, and maybe especially, when there is no hope.

19.07.2025 00:48 πŸ‘ 3650 πŸ” 793 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 17
Comic of a grackle stealing a Cheeto from a beach goer

Comic of a grackle stealing a Cheeto from a beach goer

Idk if I ever posted this here: ode to Grackle

13.07.2025 21:28 πŸ‘ 1879 πŸ” 457 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
A drawing of the PokΓ©mon scraggy on a text based meme, scraggy is a lizard PokΓ©mon that wears its shed skin like pants. Scraggy says β€œhey guys”, the person in the meme pointing says β€œFAGGY”, and scraggy replies β€œyea okay happy pride”. There is a pride flag superimposed on the image as well.

A drawing of the PokΓ©mon scraggy on a text based meme, scraggy is a lizard PokΓ©mon that wears its shed skin like pants. Scraggy says β€œhey guys”, the person in the meme pointing says β€œFAGGY”, and scraggy replies β€œyea okay happy pride”. There is a pride flag superimposed on the image as well.

Happy last day of pride month from scraggy #shitpost #scraggy #cwslurs #myart #pokemonfanart

01.07.2025 00:09 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please keep posting about how no one came to Trump’s loser parade I’m going to like all of them

15.06.2025 00:23 πŸ‘ 6097 πŸ” 526 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 16
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NO KINGS πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

13.06.2025 23:54 πŸ‘ 23419 πŸ” 5105 πŸ’¬ 263 πŸ“Œ 78
A handful of JASON GOES TO HELL trading cards, including the HellBaby cut from the film and replaced by the little puppet worm.

A handful of JASON GOES TO HELL trading cards, including the HellBaby cut from the film and replaced by the little puppet worm.

JASON GOES TO HELL trading cards.

07.05.2025 03:07 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
a crowned skull with a sword through and eye with a snake, β€œno kings no tyrants, all thrones must fall

a crowned skull with a sword through and eye with a snake, β€œno kings no tyrants, all thrones must fall

14.06.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

05.06.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 17315 πŸ” 3182 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 43