Sean Kelly

My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

McDonald's changeable transformers-esque toy, a dinosaur in a trash can? named KURTIS THE DIVINE.

McDonald's has a bunch of new "changeables" with names like Kio (a kiosk), Sizzlesaurus (a deep fryer), X-Ch4ng3 (a register), and then there's

I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed

okay so this seems pretty clear. he knows what it is, he did it on purpose, he chose keeping it over his career with the Marines, if we know this then Susan Collins will also know it, it will 100% come up in the general, let's be done talking about this guy as a real candidate

Especially since all those dipshits have been crawling out of the woodwork to gloat about how they're saving 30k a year on gas since Biden left office.

Every day I understand more and more how this costume was fooling people

Statistically speaking many of the children in that school we bombed were gay, dipshit.

Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

Also having that behavior from a guy in wire-rimmed glasses somehow makes it scarier.

Kurtwood Smith improvised a lot of his coolest moves in that. Spitting the blood on the intake forms, dipping his fingers in tge other dude's drink, etc.

Red manga hat.

It came to me in a dream.

They want Trump to do these things because he is hated. They will get all the awful things they've ever wanted out of him, and then cast him aside, claim he didn't represent them, and find various ways to stop those awful things from being rescinded.

Like he could've just come out of the White House every morning like a cuckoo clock, said something outrageous to make his base happy, then went to golf. And people would call him an economic genius because he grew gdp and tamed inflation. But here we are.

Gosh, is there anything that happened in, say, January 2025 that night explain this?

Also, it's not just a tattoo and it's incredibly disingenuous to boil it down to that at this point. It's a repeated pattern of behavior, and if you think that these are just a collection of understandable and forgivable foibles it makes me question what kind of shit *you've* pulled.

If a Nazi kept showing up where I lived to talk to me, I'd ask him to leave.

"Unexpectedly"

When my grandpa joined the Marines in ww2 they forced him to eat two meals at every meal during training because he started out 6'6" 130 pounds.

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

I'm inclined to be kinder to Joss Whedon than most, largely because, in the incredibly toxic media environment of the early 2000s, Firefly really was less misogynistic than many of its contemporaries. But it's not 2002 anymore. Its unusual elements are now common and its problems are now glaring.

No, but people keep bringing him up wistfully as though we sacrificed someone needlessly on the altar of propriety.

ok this one made me laugh

Think of it like fucking up a teacher's lesson plan for the day. Maybe she forgets to collect homework, or can't finish the lesson in time for the pop quiz. That gives you an extra night to study, or come up with a fake illness for tomorrow. Kick the can as long as possible.

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

I'm 6'3" so it was a bit cramped for my legs. I took my driving test in a 91 Volvo.

Wait noem got fired???

Exhilarating feeling finding a diamond someone dropped in the mud next to a gas station.

I’m one of the people sentona was interviewing to replace Stella, and I’m beyond grateful that she had the courage to come forward and save me and others from having the same grift pulled on them