Sam Whyte

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As it should

We were all so fucked up about sex until very recently.

Remember when people used to refer to masturbation as "self-abuse"? It really is the opposite of that. A profound act of self-care.

Petfection

Harp if I'm feeling classy

I'm not one for weed, but I would know where to get it. I'd have no idea with hash.

yep

Definitely decades.

I haven't seen resin in years. Probably decades.

Tearing your papers coz it was from a proper fag too.

Oh god. Rolling with fag ends. The humanity

Yes! I just put this in the thread 😂

Single cigarette serves as your "snack."

At least an option.

Forgot to put the peri-peri mayo on the tacos for dinner and nearly burst into tears, in case you were wondering where I am in my menstrual cycle.

And a single B&H Gold.

You should be able to get a can of lager with a meal deal.

If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you

EXACTLY

Poor love had to cut that down from 1hr40 coz we were rabbiting on.

Ian was magnificent last week. Like I said, I think he should give in to his bitterness more often.

Absolutely. Also, Si hates people trying to have football banter with him, so if he thinks someone might attempt it he can deploy his lower league team.

Nah, that's some bullshit. If one side literally don't have the opportunity to regularly practice holding another half yard on their runs, then it shouldn't be used in a cup fixture.

Yeah, that's totally fair. I could try and affect the hatred, but I wouldn't be being true to myself.

What a two to be involved in that!!

Being a prem fan, I'm still able to favour the underdog here and it's slightly wound me up.

That's the first time VAR has kinda wound me up.

Some bullshit.

Marginal VAR calls favour the Premier League side who play with it week-in week-out.