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6yo: hahaha what about a pie-five
me: …
me: …
me: oh like a penis high-five
6yo: [chortling] YES
me: well nobody has five penises
6yo: [suddenly serious] except God
That's a massive win. And it's the best Arsenal have played in the final 30 minutes of a close game for months.
One of the sad things about AI is that badly drawn photoshop was so much funnier
🎶"Spider-Plant, Spider-Plant,
Does whatever a spider can't.
Can grow big, any size,
Because it can photo-synthesize.
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider-Plant..."🎶
yeah, he's in everything though. Jon Bernthal on the other hand was a real coup
AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “The Pope wrecked their friendship with Wolf from Gladiators by staying with them five weeks longer than planned” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Very much so” From the makers of Fesshole
Zitatkachel von Jatin Malik: The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible
Ah, die rationalste Wirtschaftsform
The Democracy Manifest guy being manhandled into a red car by the cops. He's now Andy Windsor and one of the arresting officers is Paddington Bear, who always puts in a shift regardless of his day job as a Peruvian psychopomp.
"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?"
34 Really Hilarious Tweets From The "My Kitten Is An Arsonist" Hashtag
34 Really Hilarious Tweets From The "My Kitten Is An Arsonist" Hashtag
21st May 2016
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Title: A Valentine’s Day experiment In an effort to test the efficacy of cupids arrows of desire. A placebo group is shot with regular arrows. Their injuries range from moderate to sever. Unexpectedly, romances struck up in hospital and lawyers’ waiting rooms create a "romance ratio" similar to that of magic arrows. However, once the cost of compensation claims is factored in, it is decided to discontinue.
A Valentine’s Day cartoon for @newscientist.com
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
Streisand effect the hell out of this - let their names be known
I don't think Wes Streeting is all that bad in the scheme of things. But importantly the pisstakes are very funny.
I know I've said it before and I know people will tell me that bluesky doesn't have an algorithm, but I'm not seeing half of what the people I'm following are posting. And that doesn't half fuel the feeling that my pictures aren't being shown to the people following me.
I mean tbf on the new leader of Reform in Wales, given the choice between living in Bath or living in Wales…
Just saw a post with George Clinton citing the Beatles as his favorite band, which reminded me of this quote he once gave me
Gladiators would be amazing
"We would have lost so much if we'd driven him away" is the justification.
But we lost all those girls. We lost the women they would have become. We lost the work they would have done. Why was his future work so much more valuable than theirs?
Trump in the pepto advert
it's alive!
“Bovino” sounds like a failed beef-themed sports drink.
ah, the Nimby Arseholes singularity.
I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
WORLD'S HEAVIEST CUCUMBER IN BARRY - PICTURE
Barry from EastEnders singing Something inside so strong at the bowls.
Doing this one again only with added Barry from EastEnders singing at the bowls.
🎵 Something inside so long 🎶
Chelsea v Arsenal often feels like the biggest match of the WSL season. Not this time around. But it had the biggest away following of the season, and it felt right that Beth Mead was the one to score the crucial opener.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
One of the most gloriously misleading TV spots I've ever seen.
Magazine Letter: I have long held left-handed people in the highest regard, but after experimenting by wiping my arse with my arse with my left hand, my respect for them has increased massively. It was easily the most difficult and least satisfying wipe of my life. How they do it on a daily basis is beyond me. Hang in there, lefties. You are brilliant. Joel Hewitt, Pontypool
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