forky

I have too many faves, but I love this lil weirdo

Is everyone taking photos/videos of the screen in the movie theater now

Misheard: “strawberry fish scent”

Misheard: he’s full of ancient damages

Misread: “great rectangle flavor”

(Sometimes I think my brain offers up these little treats to make me giggle in these trying times)

Misread: “exploding bath under his feet”

DONT DO THIS TO ME GENSHIN

Misread: “budget my bones”

They are now woven into the magic of this life

typing “yearn install” instead of “yarn install” in my project… yes. yes i yearn to touch grass

Boyfriend just asked which game I’m playing. “You playing Hello Nikki?”

“Uhm yeah, Hello Nikki Impact”

I am either on the wrong page consistently or absolutely fell into the twilight zone at some point. Either way, I’m confused AF

Sry I’m kind of obsessed

Why would they make a new Goonies movie now when the slang term “gooner” is in full swing

OF COURSE I LOVE ROMANCE, I am a GRILLLLLLL

Of course I love romance, I am a giirrrlllll
I also hate romance, I am a creatureeeee

I love that Badtz Maru and Keroppi hang out all the time. They are my favoritessss

HALP

Re: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
I am becoming more and more terrified of Cinnamoroll. He just appears out of nowhere all of the time. Absolutely stalking me. I’m certain he does hot have any mail for me. Plz help

Just called Taylor Swift “football girlfriend” because I couldn’t think of her name

idiot sandwich

I have been informed via electronic mail that one of my old Livejournal accounts just turned 21 years old

I assumed the feature to be gone, and just imagined these guys travelling back to 2006 to just to push that damn button. Does that API work between time dimensions

How are people still “poking” me on Facebook in the year of our lordt 2025

My boyfriend just called Infinity Nikki “Little Nikki”

I love using those sleeve things for outfits

Me and Momo lookin for some pants

it took me like, 80 years to get here- what’s good fellow kidz or whatever