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Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

07.03.2026 16:11 👍 7211 🔁 854 💬 81 📌 45

pike place? more like puke place

13.02.2026 23:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

get that fiddler away from my roof!!!

02.02.2026 17:39 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

neighbor just asked if i work in fashion. wearing today’s outfit to my funeral i guess

28.01.2026 21:22 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

god bless this mess!!! (i don’t believe in god)

27.01.2026 03:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

convinced my boss to buy a different brand of coffee than starbucks for the office coffee pot. be the change you want to see

21.01.2026 23:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

whoever first said “life’s a bitch and then you die” was a prophet

15.01.2026 20:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is no poetry in your soul, homeboy

04.01.2026 20:02 👍 49 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

it’s so hard to interact with conservatives without talking to them like children

03.01.2026 01:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i know you are but what am i??

02.01.2026 03:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

anyone else notice how nicki’s face instantly looks more botched since she went maga

29.12.2025 22:47 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

every morning i wake up and place another curse on greystar

08.12.2025 22:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

katy perry dating justin trudeau was never on my 2025 bingo card but maybe it should’ve been

07.12.2025 03:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

05.12.2025 21:38 👍 9025 🔁 2140 💬 54 📌 20

finished Couple’s Therapy. already becoming snoop deficient 🥲

05.12.2025 23:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Martha May….MM….Flip it around

03.12.2025 05:51 👍 102 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

i want a job with ppl my age to be friends with but i don’t want to take a pay cut 💔 i’ll just have to kick it with the middle aged ladies

02.12.2025 03:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

doja cat has a nonbinary therapist?

21.11.2025 21:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you had a peanut allergy things would be different

18.11.2025 23:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PBEPB (pretty boys eat peanut butter)

18.11.2025 16:10 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

beverly hills is pretty in the rain

18.11.2025 05:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

finally figured out how to turn on my heater

18.11.2025 04:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm going to write the great american novel

18.11.2025 03:02 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

it’s insane to me that only two of the top twenty streamed songs are by women

15.11.2025 20:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is it bad that i kinda want to see the trump clinton bj picture? $5 to anyone that can send it to me

15.11.2025 00:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

saw my first raccoon in real life last night. i can die happy now

13.11.2025 18:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

forcing myself to spend a friday at home because my liver & my wallet need me to

08.11.2025 04:38 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my dream date…

08.11.2025 04:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’m scared

08.11.2025 03:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

me at the cell phone store: give me the one that takes the best pictures of the moon

08.11.2025 02:09 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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