RobotLemur

I wonder what Bregman's career batting average is against pitchers 15 years younger than him #WBC

Maybe AI is the son of a CEO

A lot of home runs are on bad pitches. It happens. Enjoy it when it does.

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

I’ll bet 50 bucks Markwayne Mullin’s middle name is Wayne

I want to believe that’s his euphemism for jacking off

That’s Tim Curry

WE DO NOT WANT THIS
PLEASE CALL YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS. Shame them into action. Do something. Don’t just read the Washington Post’s shoulder shrug “Would ya look at that” story.

I gave it everything I had but ultimately it was too much soap opera and not enough wizards and dragons

I’m utterly uninterested in “debates” about whether AI can do things well. I wouldn’t care if it could. 1. It stole from me. 2. I prefer me having my job to a computer having it. 3. I don’t teach “with” Lockheed or Raytheon; why wld I teach with Anthropic or OpenAI?

I remember the bugs sounds like a great horror movie

I then admitted that I was being a dick and apologized and offered to buy him a drink, but he had enough of me on that day and left

*gesturing at John Fetterman*

Uniball vision

I once heckled a local radio personality at a karaoke bar and he wnted. to fight me, but when I told him I was a pacifist he shouted at me that he didn’t know what the fuck to do now

As safe as eating bear roadkill I’ll wager

You should probably follow your own advice and never use social media again

You’re awesome for daring to use the R word despite having every reason not to. A real fucking iconoclast

This ought to be good.
Hey, buddy, share some of this “great stuff” with us

One died when my father was 15, and I have no idea what he did. The other died when my mother was 2 years old, and all I know is that he had a Purple Heart from his time in the army. Their tragic deaths were always the story and never their occupation, so I have no idea

When I view the views, the viewing is mine even though the view is yours

Sean and Gus—Psych (not an actual romance but we all know where it’s heading)

I’m in the US military and I’m about to make a fortune betting against me surviving a drone strike. The other gamblers don’t know how slow I run

Briscoe County Jr.

Baldur’s Gate II: Viconia made me quite certain I’m cis.
Baldur’s Gate 3: Jaheira did a little check-in and still yep

Agreed. They do an energetic, playful, and endearing live show!

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

They Might Be Giants
Lincoln

What the fuck

Taillon got rocked but yeah guys like “Rollison” or something too