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marianne eloise

@marianneeloise

all i got’s a moped writer, swimmer, vegan πŸŒΏπŸŒžπŸŒŠπŸ‘»πŸŒΈ bylines @ dispatch, the conversationalist, the cut, new york times, vulture, etc www.marianneeloise.com

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SLOP IS VIOLENCE STOP MAKING ME READ CHATGPT

Writer Spotlight: Marianne Eloise πŸ”†

@marianneeloise.bsky.social's recent newsletter, "obsessive, intrusive, magical," explores the desire to read writing by a real person, not ChatGPT. "I know that, even if ChatGPT could be prompted to write in an approximation of my voice, it will never be me."

06.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

thank you sm!!! πŸ₯ΉπŸ’—

06.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why do AI shaggers care so much whether or not other people use it? have never seen this level of obsession with any other tech

06.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I tried to do what we call, if I may be so bold, a "conceptual scoop"!!

Pls read my story on the most overlooked form of extreme confinement of farmed animalsβ€”the routine caging of millions of dairy calves in tiny crates less than 1/10 the size of a parking spot.

It's not about veal! (🧡)

05.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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loser

04.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing people in the news industry say that articles should be AI-generated is absolutely bonkers and the antithesis of why so many of us became journalists in the first placeβ€”because we aspired to the art of reporting AND writing. I will never release AI slop under my byline.

04.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 685 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 10

just saw a 39 year old call themselves a younger millennial. let’s be serious for a minute

04.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bowie (a small jack russell terrier) being cute

Bowie (a small jack russell terrier) being cute

our little pink office is finally complete πŸ˜ŒπŸ’πŸŒΈ

03.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

leave jim carrey alone omg

02.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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happy birthday to me (feb. 27)

27.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s No Such Thing as Polite Littering I’ve gotten exhausted with the ways that convenience culture has shifted what we find acceptable when it comes to waste.

β€œHuman beings and the things they dump are having a devastating impact on the planet. Where infrastructure cannot keep up with increasing numbers of people and waste, trash cans overflow… Litter has even been found in places humans have never been.” Story by @marianneeloise.bsky.social.

25.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

first sea swim of february today. the water was not warm but the sun was. progress

24.02.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The flawed human touch It's not that we're scared of AI–we abhor it

BUSINESSES, AGENCIES, BRANDS, WRITERS AND ALL HUMAN BEINGS NEED TO PUT AI DOWN RIGHT NOW
chollagazette.substack.com/p/the-flawed...

20.02.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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SLOP IS VIOLENCE STOP MAKING ME READ CHATGPT

IF AI HAS ZERO HATERS I'M DEAD

marianneeloise.substack.com/p/slop-is-vi...

23.02.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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SLOP IS VIOLENCE STOP MAKING ME READ CHATGPT

IF AI HAS ZERO HATERS I'M DEAD

marianneeloise.substack.com/p/slop-is-vi...

23.02.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you can take up arms in this battle against the robots by picking up a pen or perhaps even a keyboard and THINKING FOR YOURSELF

20.02.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The flawed human touch It's not that we're scared of AI–we abhor it

BUSINESSES, AGENCIES, BRANDS, WRITERS AND ALL HUMAN BEINGS NEED TO PUT AI DOWN RIGHT NOW
chollagazette.substack.com/p/the-flawed...

20.02.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not just annoyingβ€”it’s downright evil

19.02.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the fact that it’s impossible to completely opt out of AI without eschewing technology entirely is so evil

19.02.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

like is that vegan charred tenderstem broccoli or not i gotta know

19.02.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s actually fine to put a little β€œv” or β€œvg” on your small plates menu. it doesn’t affect how cool you seem i promise

19.02.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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published a vegan, indepdent guide to porto πŸ’¦πŸŒ΄ please subscribe

chollagazette.substack.com

18.02.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i swim a lot a lot and people notice and sometimes they give me unsolicited comments on my form and other times they make me want to cry by complimenting me on how i do my favourite thing in the world

17.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a woman at the pool told me she always watches me swim and that i swim like a little water pixie πŸ₯Ή

17.02.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if nobody else got me i know White Noise Black Screen No Ads got me

11.02.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the kindle i bought in 2011 and have been using nonstop since seems to be giving up ? which is a huge betrayal

11.02.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

signs of life spotted this week: daisies, snowdrops, daffodils, crocuses. some feel a little early but i’ll take it

08.02.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it is genuinely always quite shocking to learn how many people are not embarrassed to use chatGPT and similar. like they’ll talk or post about using it like it’s a neutral thing. mental

07.02.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in this latest round of cooking discourse they’re calling things cooking that have never been called cooking before

07.02.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The case against owning small pets Your pet fish β€” or bird, or hamster β€” is probably miserable.

It is weird that we normalized keeping caged wild animals in our living rooms

www.vox.com/the-highligh...

06.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4