I can feel the words 'diarrhea money shot' searing themselves into my mind
Like a cattle brand
I can feel the words 'diarrhea money shot' searing themselves into my mind
Like a cattle brand
βWhy are men afraid of women?β
βIf your strength is only the other's weakness, you live in fear,β Ged said.
βYes; but women seem to fear their own strength, to be afraid of themselves.β
βAre they ever taught to trust themselves?β Ged asked
βNo,β she said.
Im currntly learning about stock markets for my history class.
And today I got so exhausted reading about the boom/bust cycle that I googled "what if we just didnt have a stock market?".
idk Iβve seen a bajillion kids movies where the kids parents die & let me tell you, having a convo with my kid about how anyone can die at any time & it doesnβt matter if theyβre someoneβs mom or dad is way harder than having a convo about how sometimes someone has two dads or whatever. And yet
Wait, wasn't that part of Woody Allen's monologue in Annie Hall?
The world being fucked really suits the vibe of The Mountain.
Or vice versa
This is how I found out that Colleen Hoover movies exist.
need more videos that hit like the atrocity guide video about the dolphin experiments where its creepy but also really stupid but also well researched and weird
Scene of father character from period horror film The Witch obsessively chopping firewood.
Worked for the dad in the VVitch.
Can I get a refund on my UT application fee?
Bumps into a bespectacled owl who's also late. Rivals to lovers arc begins. π€
one punch man saying "ok"
Shit Stirrer: "You're gonna get in trouble for that"
Hoodie Kid:
I held it together until I saw the Hallmark logo.
Now im cackling at work.
I was expecting to hear that you'd done some work for it.
That gangly fella with the house for a head has some real Dana Terrace energy.
[Before hitting play]
"I hope this is the version set to Instrument of Surrender..."
I lived for 4 years on a farm that was PACKED with black widows. So many close encounters where nobody got bit.
Now Im convinced that BWs only bite when they're directly grabbed/stepped on.
really increasingly thrilled abt how much caroline really Gets nancy
Ohh! Well damn, now I wish it ranked higher.
What the heck is |2|?
Is it modern?
Flat Newman from Space Jam.
"They took my family"
"Toothpaste...tooth...brush...
brush...hair?"
Yeah I get it.
Holy shit this just unlocked a core memory!
If Santos yells at Dr King I may actually cry.
lol this one made more sense on halloween when i made it in the hopes that doing a seasonal themed post would drum up some engagement on IG (it didnt). still like it tho
I like to imagine that someone was chomping at the bit to make the 'transforms into animals' show; so they jumped at the first opportunity for a greenlight, regardless of the medium.
Slings and Arrows
Absolutely.
Hmm.
Speaking from experience: dont mention the egg scene right away. Ease into it.
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