In his defense, he can only do stupid fucking answers.
11.03.2026 11:58
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In his defense, he can only do stupid fucking answers.
People who use communist/communism as an insult.
People who don't know what communist/communism is.
The Venn Diagram for these two things is a perfect circle.
My mantra: "I don't have time for side quests right now."
What a gross human. I hope he trips and smashes his teeth in on a gas station toilet.
Q) Why do thieves always wear leather?
A) Because they like hide.
I think I just excluded myself as being awesome. :3
Company: *installs windows 11*
Company: "There you go, now you can install a whole quarter of one standard game in 2026."
I love how many of my follows are posting/reposting @realjakebroe.bsky.social stuff.
This has been my single favourite interaction/thread on all of Bluesky.
Be weird. It keeps life interesting.
I favour the limerick format.
More syllables squeezed into chat.
I do not mind prose,
As far as this goes.
Diversing my options and that..
You might regret that in due time
As each reply will come in rhyme.
As funny as this method be,
I doubt my own longevity.
A reply upon your bonny prose
None else will read, it's not for those.
It's simply just to give my howl
To cheer the poet: You, BlackOwl.
5 seconds? That's almost at the threshold to get cancelled on Bluesky, the cat sharing app.
You can't fool me. I know a picture of Ted Cruz without the filters when I see it.
What if the crisis was always happening and you didn't know it?
I can't think of a time, in the history of time, when "we need to talk" meant something good, so I would reply with "Tell me the bad news."
Image #3: So that's how he gets the foundation makeup on his hand....
Ye olde 'no true Scotsman' fallacy in action.
..and yet they have no problem lumping us in with edgelord nihilist debatebros on reddit.
Their heads would explode if they even knew what hypocrisy meant.
He represents me better.
*sips martini made of scrabble letters*
The hilarious irony of the man cowering behind seats now being the boss of the people trying to break down the doors and kill him.
A vape on fire would be a dope tattoo... but you might need another location to do it.
Bluesky shines for those who are after cat pic updates.
*happily scrolls
Only 1 needs to die and that looks to be about 5 Big Macs away.
Trump but with his repulsive neck vajayjay heavily pixelated.
Fixed it for the censor:
Now we don't have to guess how Netanyahu is dragging the US into a war...
..or how Putin got the US to back out of helping Ukraine.
Dude could set up a massive win for his image by allowing them asylum on International Women's Day but his boss, Netanyahu, probably won't let him.
Women's football team stranded.
International Women's Day.
Seems like we can honour both by giving them a new home.
Fucking perfect edit!
I fucking love this new toy. Humans are stealing the AI's job.
youraislopbores.me
I'm tickled by the fact that the man cowering behind the seats is the new boss of the people trying to break down the doors.
