Roselyn 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️

Holds up

frrr though now that I think about it getting paid that much to not shower would be a kink thing for a weird billionaire tbh

I straight up have hygiene based OCD and yknow what? I would straight up still probably make it a month or two, it would suck, but I think I could just buy all new stuff instead of the alternative of only walking away with 30k the drive to not have to work is enough to live in squalor for a bit

Its not rules you sometimes break when its convenient, its “this is who I am, and what I believe to the very core of my being” no matter what else is going on, I will automatically act in accordance with these most fundamental values

Im of the opinion that your morals don’t mean anything unless they also apply to people you despise with your entire being. Cuz your morals are a standard that applies to all situations, not a wishy washy “ooo whatever’s good for me in the momenttt”

omfg the fact that this even has to be said :c

silence brand

Dw if it dodges just follow up with Gum Gum Star Gun, or Gum Gum Bite

punch it!

Luffy jumping across the moon

I think Luffy is cool actually

Can’t believe they’re worse than the NCR

Can’t believe Democrats are literally the NCR

A picture of One Piece protagonist Monkey D. Luffy jumping in front of the moon

The only person I’d vote for just because of the D in their name is Monkey D. Luffy king of the pirates

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character, wrong answers only.

A picture of somebody spraying the motherboard of a PC with a hose

Me to your computer also

A man pointing at a whiteboard that reads “The best time to delete this account was immediately after creating it, the second best time is now”

wow thats pretty racist of you. Implying it would somehow be ok if they did this in POC communities exclusively

bro smegma king the wife stroker has better opinions than you lmao, why are you so bad at this

Curse my American healthcare brain going “I would rather not be able to see in a fight, then have to pay for my glasses to get fixed”

ngl I always viewed it as a “lemme take these off to fight because they were expensive, and I don’t wanna break them” type deal, but now that you mention it… yea… it rlly is

Legally yes, actually no, FLDS is a branch of mormonism they believe all the same exact shit, but follow different people, it was a fracture that happened after the death of Joseph Smith

They believe fundamentally the same thing, they are just different in details

Ima be so fr you would be hard pressed to find something worse than “builds churches on public school grounds to groom the kids easier”

what part of “the state of utah actively assists pedophiles in grooming children because the mormons want it” is not formalized

THE FLDS IS STILL MORMONS DUDE

oh mormons are worse than mormons

stfu lmao

“Utahs laws carve out specific protections for the abuse of minors in order to perpetuate their religion “

My little sister has been followed home her entire life by pedophiles because mormons let them be near schools.

You have to understand that the bad things they believe are not the worst parts, generally you just don’t say the worst parts to strangers because not everyone has the stomach to hear

My dad had his ribcage broken by a mormon for holding hands with another boy when he was 8, the bishop made me get naked in front of him when I got baptized as a child

yea you don’t think Mormons do that lol? Its actually very common especially for queer kids to experience that shit at the hands of mormons.

especially because “you can tell assholes to fuck off” has never not been an option.

Its annoying when people pretend like they’re suddenly breaking new ground for saying the most lukewarm insult you have ever heard to a bigot