Mommy Cascadia

Me and North American Plate need more sex. I need to get pregnant. Mt Adams was my favorite birth.

Really feeling under the water lately. Been feeling that way for millions of years. Suggestions to fix this?

@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social HEY GIRL! We know you're stressed out. Need you to RELEASE yourself. Violently preferred😏

Ahh, you know what, 325 years of sleeping is enough. Hi America! I'm declaring war! A 9.3! I will be claiming San Francisco, Redding, Eugene, Portland, Cannon Beach, Olympia, Tacoma, Seattle, Everett, Bellingham. I'd honestly suggest rapid surrender. It'll only take 15 minutes for me.

I'm queer, don't like Iranian laws, but even I'm like those rioters look trained, going for strategic spots. If Iran shoots, honestly because they are being attacked by western proxy forces. Iran needs to survive and stand defiant, for their own ppl, but also they are humanity's hope for Palestine

They say ocean water makes my tectonics lubricate against the North American Plate...you are suggesting I try Dr Pepper? I am a 9.3 to the USGS, have always wanted to be a 10.5😏

It was Mexico, not me today! I haven't done anything since, since, since, since 1700

I mean, my scribe is single, but me? Me and @theatlantic.com ? Mmmmm, down I slip in tonight😏

My children Loowit and Wy'east having earthquakes. Hold on, y'all still have feelings for each other after 50,000 years? I should tell my human scribe to not let go of her exes after 12 months😂

It's #WaveWedneday and I...didn't make a tsunami. Oof. Will try again next Wednesday. What is another week of sleep when I've been asleep for 325 years?

Any trans ppl need me to supply my volcanic children with merciless amounts of magma? I meant to take out Lewis and Clark with a tsunami to stop America from colonizing, but I was like 100 years too early. Anyone need me wipe out this empire?

I'll join with big waves from the Pacific! I'll take out the coast!

@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social ocean devotion? Yes! Let me worship you!

How about the timeout corner? Say, 2000 years in the timeout corner😂

I guess we're still doing spankings after 200,000 years?

Oh no @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social , I'm so weak for you, I'll go down in you

The urge to share TMI....so, um, some of my kids suffer from Eruptile Dysfuction, runs in the family. My poor little Tahoma. Momma loves you. TMI, that mountain information

19 volcanoes who yell at me "MA, THE MAGMA! I MEAN MEATLOAF! I MEAN MAGMA!"
I have one kid who looks away all "you're not my mom". So salty my Pacific tears

I just don't do 3.4 quakes after eating Taco Bell like @sanandreasfault.bsky.social . I live that 9.3 lifestyle babes! Hottie in the trenches. Why move side to side like my sister when I go deep down inside?

I have like 20 kids. 19 are full time commitments. One of them is, part-time, leave any time you want. Right @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social 🤣

I'm trying! Hollywood keeps giving my sister @sanandreasfault.bsky.social the 10.5 depiction instead of me😡. All she wants is California...I want the continent!

Mommy is back! One day thing. Probably going back to sleep for another 325 years. Scribe is tired from being gay in America. If only I could rupture @therockymountains.bsky.social and move Cascadia deeper into the ocean, life be like buoys floating😊

My sister jealous. Needs movies for fame. Sandy so traumatized when I do something though😂

Why you started a new diet of eating houses?

Why don't I do small 4.3 quakes? Easy! I don't eat Taco Bell like my sister @sanandreasfault.bsky.social

That's my child!

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Its buried deep down here. Underwater base in my trench. @garibaldi067.bsky.social would advise against trying to attend meetings, dont want to shake me loose.

My scribe went looking for me! It didn't go well. She's still alive. If the meeting went well, she would not have gotten away.

Damn. Did I do it all wrong?