The Killening

The Simpsons meme of say the line, Bart but I've doctored it to reveal that I sold Peter Ndlovu a suitcase in Woolworths.

Facts.

Nah. Not one bit

Tara Court as soon as I seen your profile picture I knew everything about you, you and your mates are everything that's wrong with modern day society ya freak.

Got a fan on Zuckbook. The Irish daily Mirror posted a story about a bloke (who just so happened to be brown) saving someone and this knucklehead posted a link to a story about some brown people doing bad stuff.

I called him a dickhead et voilà

Awesome. Glad these anti-immigration fuckheads are making things so safe for young people

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"choice"

Fuck you Sturgeon

Still banned on my usual account

Fafflespaff

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Weather good, we are gradually working our way north in search of the Loch Ness Monster.

No YOU dropped your phone on your face and now have a massive lump. I look like a bastard unicorn.

My minge has cringed so hard at this

The Polari first book Longlist with books by Jason Okundaye, Sacha Coward, Sanah Ahsan, Amy Twigg, Mae Diansangu, Ciara Maguire, June Thomas crossed out to show they've withdrawn

The Polari Prize Longlist with books by Olumide Popoola, Robert Hamberger, Andrew McMillan, Rhian Elizabeth crossed out to show they've withdrawn

Update: 12 of 24 authors have withdrawn from the Polari Prize

First Book:
Curtis Garner, Jason Okundaye, Sacha Coward, Sanah Ahsan, Amy Twigg, Mae Diansangu, Ciara Maguire, June Thomas

Main award:
Olumide Popoola, Robert Hamberger, Andrew McMillan, Rhian Elizabeth

Judges: Nicola Dinan, Bob Hughes

A white tee shirt with a woman skipping and the words: Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions.

Sorry, not sorry 💅🏻

Nothing to see here.

Just Tesla deactivating a Cybertruck in the middle of a freeway because the owner used HIS vehicle in a music video.

Here's a non-paywalled version. This stinks to high heaven too. Fuck Starmer.

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Omg same.

Ha, I blocked him earlier. Tiresome prick, him.

The UK is about to ban access to Wikipedia, just remember this bill was originally pitched as a means to protect kids from accessing porn.

New hotel EXPOSED! 😡 🦁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

You all know Biddy Baxter was a horrible upper-middle class cunt bully, with added massive homophobia, don’t you? That’s, like, common knowledge? And also, Blue Peter always has been and always will be a show that deliberately shut out working class kids.

Foreskin
Foreskin
He's got a foreskin
Thanks for this Nintendo but get in the fucking bin

Destiny’s Child tried to warn us

Good innit? I've an Irish one and I'm like "later, dicks"

Hand in front of my face. NOPE. I love splat gore horror I can't deal with real life shit.

Fuck me, Grealish looks rough for 29.

“We have had the police knocking on every door,” said a dog walker and resident of Dean, as a helicopter buzzed overhead. “They wanted the names of everybody living there and details of their social media. I know several people refused. We asked them if they were protecting us, or Vance. At least they were honest and said it is for him and that it will all be passed on to the American security people.”

Buried in The Observer yesterday was this: UK police knocking on doors demanding details of social media accounts of people, to pass to a foreign government, simply because they happen to live near where a US politician wanted to have a holiday observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

I had to have a colposcopy last month and I could have had a look inside my uterus cos they had it on a MASSIVE FUCKING SCREEN.

Welsh operatic pervert Wynne Evans

A black and white collie greyhound mix puppy is chewing a stick

Rebel 🩵