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@softputsch

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Same. Whenever I see Mulder's sister or Scully's illness mentioned in a description, I pass. I forgot how much mileage they tried to get out of those two things.

04.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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George and Ann John le CarrΓ© wrote one of the strangest marriages in fiction.

If you haven't read it already, Rosa Lyster wrote a terrific essay about this: www.gawkerarchives.com/culture/geor...

27.02.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with glasses and a beard is saying this is how i win ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is saying this is how i win
16.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Loved her relationship with Odo.

13.02.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Eddie Vedder wearing a helmet with "29" painted on the front, supposedly in honor of baseball player "Black" Jack McDowell.

Eddie Vedder wearing a helmet with "29" painted on the front, supposedly in honor of baseball player "Black" Jack McDowell.

Different vibe completely. But boy were there a lot of stupid hats back then. Wore a couple myself.

13.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Phew, I was about to dump my life savings into Brazilian and Norwegian index funds.

11.02.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coincidentally, I finally saw Shirene Seno's Nervous Translation recently. Loved it. If you hadn't mentioned it on twitter a couple years ago, I'm not sure I would've known to look for it.

11.02.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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You think that bunny is bad?

09.02.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Patriots losing and the Vikings taking a stray? Beautiful.

09.02.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sean Penn

07.02.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a pixelated image of a man with a mustache and the words well ALT: a pixelated image of a man with a mustache and the words well
06.02.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.02.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
amanda palmer

amanda palmer

ghislaine maxwell

ghislaine maxwell

One of the most obvious signs that someone procures for sexual predators is diminishing eyebrows

03.02.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWow haven’t you had enough house arrest?” she wrote to Epstein in July 2010.

01.02.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only good thing about this is that it might inspire Chris Fleming to make more videos about her.

29.01.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No matter how smart his analysis is, he'll always be the guy who wrote a weekly "Trump will never be President" piece for Slate in 2016.

28.01.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The alliteration of a coward.

27.01.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

24.01.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The Secret Agent" (Evgenia Alexandrova) should be here, but I guess they felt they met their quota for the year.

22.01.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This category is a bit of a disaster. No Daniel Lopatin ("Marty Supreme"), Daniel Blumberg ("The Testament of Ann Lee"), or Rob Mazurek ("The Mastermind").

22.01.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least your question acknowledges that supporting Israel is akin to supporting a street gang.

19.01.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it would be higher. The candidates were particularly shitty and out of touch that year.

13.01.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The barista would have a million dollar GoFundMe by now.

13.01.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.01.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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lol

07.01.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I didn't scroll far enough.

07.01.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Woody Allen after his failed audition to be in Elvis Presley's Memphis Mafia.

06.01.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Screenshotting twitter bullshit for love of the game--Parker lives for this.

05.01.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0