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A cozy picnic date
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ineffable wives 💗
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A plate filled with an assortment of American Chinese food, much of it fried.
Samey buffet Chinese my beloved
A large monstera plant with mature leaves.
A small monstera plant with damaged mature leaves.
My new babies 💖
I just think they’re neat
Agreed. Appearance, health issues, don't like people mocking that shit. Plenty of people who aren't awful have those. He's a fucking terrible human being
Universe protect this precious man
This is my favorite moment, so excited for the reveal he can barely restrain himself.
Just got one of those adult swaddle Hug Sleep things. Gonna call it my cocoon lol I really like it
$100 for a big healthy monstera and a smaller variegated one is a win, I'd say
It's now mine 😌 (AND a cold-damaged but healthy little Thai Constellation monstera)
Men are the only ones who ever flirt with me 🤢
He needs the biggest hug, the biggest mug of hot chocolate, and to never be traumatized again
Springtime Sheen is what we need.
In case anyone needs to hear this right now.
Escapism is OKAY. I know every day lately brings another insane headline, but you HAVE to rest your mind.
The human brain wasn't meant to process the overload of information we're used to now.
DO NOT feel guilty for protecting your peace. Ever.
I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere
Cleanser is a step I always tend to skip lmao I know I should do it but...yeah lol
I wish I'd started before I got the lines. 😔 Most of my routine is Korean. Health-wise, my skin looks really good, but those damn lines lol
I really need to trade the squinty WTAF face for rbf lmao I can look at my face and tell I've spent a lot of my life going ".......the fuck?????" 🤣
For the finale of Good Omens -I just want them to be happy together, but also I desperately want Azi to have a hero moment, protecting Crowley- physically, supernaturally, whatever.. I want to see Azi put himself out on a limb to protect his man... 💛💛
I saw a comment the said we aren’t “angry enough.” But all we are is angry. Our veins circulate it like acid. It cracks our sternums. It poisons and paralyzes us. We hiss and spit at each other, all impotent, helpless rage.
We don’t need more anger. We need more direction.
💙💙💙
*Wisdom from the vault.
This is a scary era we’re in. Take care of yourselves, my friends. Help others when/how you can. Don’t be afraid to ask for help. Find reasons to be joyful and celebrate life.
💙Bushybritches
Heaven Inc. “Monthly AR Report” (AR = Angelic Resources) for March, filed under Incident #69: Unauthorised Seasonal Shift. Subject is listed as Aziraphale, Principality, Eastern Gate Division, Retired. Filed by the Environmental Miracles Oversight Committee. The report details unauthorised spring conditions including spontaneous blossoms growing through marble flooring, an unauthorised rainbow, a nightingale, and soft breezes destroying paperwork. Consequences include 412 frolicking Cherubim, a 34% productivity decline, and one pollen-related Archangel sneeze. Subject’s statement on record: “Spring was ready. I could feel it.” Subject banned from weather miracles until Q2. Attached evidence photo shows Aziraphale in a flower crown with a nightingale on his finger, looking completely unbothered.
The attached evidence photograph in full. Aziraphale stands in what used to be one of Heaven’s sterile wings, now completely overtaken by blooming trees, hanging vines, warm golden light, and an unauthorised rainbow visible through the window behind him. His sleeves are rolled up and he's wearing a flower crown. A nightingale is perched on his outstretched finger, and he is smiling with the serene confidence of someone who has absolutely no regrets. Two Heaven bureaucrats are visible in the background, clutching their metaphorical and literal clipboard, clearly distressed. The presence of the nightingale remains unexplained.
This month’s report comes straight from Heaven's admin wing, which has been seasonally afflicted by one (1) spring craving angel who has been pressing his nose against the celestial windows since February 2nd and making it everyone's problem.
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Had a dream with them, so a drawing was needed
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GOOD OMENS FINALE COMES OUT THE MONTH AFTER THE NEXT! ❤ 🐍😊 #GoodOmens #GoodOmens3
We don’t want war. We want healthcare, a living wage and affordable housing.