Trying to figure out whether my attention span has gotten worse, or the Premier League has really dropped off.
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23.02.2026 21:09
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Trying to figure out whether my attention span has gotten worse, or the Premier League has really dropped off.
#EVEMUN
I'd rather join a Board of Cheese...
Invited for "brunch" by some Spanish friends at 12.45. I've already had breakfast, elevenses and a little snack...
In fairness to Wayne Gretzky, that's how I used to pronounce blue curacao when I was 18...
Me: Please connect to my mobile
My bluetooth speaker: Connecting to your wife's work laptop
Me: And my mobile?
MBS: Your next-door neighbour's tablet?
Me: Or my mobile
MBS: Toaster? Tumble dryer?
Me: F*** it. Play spin cycle...
Am I the only one that keeps reading COP30 as C-3PO?
Had a chat with my fans, and they don't know any of the bands in my Spotify "fans also like" section..
Keep seeing articles about Trump's Asia Tour, and I was wondering if he's in the Geoff Downes or John Payne version?
Poster for the Icelandic drama series, Katla.
Just finished watching the brilliant Katla. Weird, wonderful, and creepy as hell. Perfect Icelandic viewing for Halloween...
My Bluesky is basically Steve the Otter, John Scalzi, and a bunch of herons again. Nice.
As it is coming up to Halloween, it's time for my annual reminder that Stonedog made an alt-rock concept album that's a love story with Zombies. It's very good even if we say so ourselves...
spotify.link/6SxVZnQZHXb
Happy to see that the Went Behind Eagles became the Go Ahead Eagles in the end...
Marconi all "Don't worry, this isn't my first radio"
I expect Amazon just delivered the Internet to the wrong address
Currently on 395 Spotify monthly listeners after being added to a dodgy playlist. To all my new listeners: beep boop 🤖
Just two more lessons left before I've completed Dutch. All of it.
Yesterday, I told someone I had nearly finished my new album after working on it for two years and they sent me an AI track they had made on Suno in 30 seconds. We're f***ed.
Ordered curry
Selected "very spicy"
Tummy hurts
The Dutch have a habit of tooting their horns when they leave someone's house to say goodbye. At all hours...
Album cover for ABC's Lexicon of Love...
Is that the Lexicon of Love in your pocket...
This post works better in US rather than UK English.
The other half of Stonedog was sick tonight, so I spent our rehearsal room time making grunge versions of Christmas classics...
Just finished "The Glass Dome". Love me a bit of scandic noir...
I got it, Darren, but there's snow chance of you morphine into a comedian 😉
Fortunately, they are also a rarity!
I used to see loads of heron posts on here, but not so many these days. Oh well, I have no egrets.
Wondering how many variants I can make of the new album...
It's always the fault of the fat cats
At the moment, I manage a new album every 2.5 years whilst doing a full-time job. When I retire, I reckon that will be up to one a year! I also think I get better with every album, but then I would 😉🤣
I think bra-inboxes are for f-emails.