You gotta hand it to Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris: they were the only two people who predicted that Donald Trump would be bad
07.03.2026 01:38
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You gotta hand it to Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris: they were the only two people who predicted that Donald Trump would be bad
And he has to use his House of Cards accent. This is a deal breaker.
I love how unappealing it looks. I wouldn’t trust any food in that lunchbox.
They should have kept that gorilla channel on his TV going.
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
Use forbidden words!
Just bizarre. I used to pay attention to this guy, I have no idea why he torched his reputation over nothing.
very sorry
I'm also grossed out by the sheer indifference of American society. And I know no one watches CNN anymore or thinks highly of the US Senate, but the whole nation is just going along.
I'm not running for office, so I can say this: Americans, on the whole, suck.
I don't know. This is what everyone is saying, but if I lived in Iran I wouldn't want to "win" through all this indiscriminate bombing and impoverishment.
It's like saying the Gaza Strip "won" by simply surviving.
Screenshot from The Pitt: Nurse Donnie speaks to a fox furry with her fursuit head removed. Caption: - Yep. You have heat exhaustion.
🚨 FURRY ON THE PITT 🚨
I've studied this region for years and I think something that gets lost all too often is that we're dealing with a culture where it's considered very upsetting to murder hundreds of children with a missile
Yeah and the guy fucking the alligator will do insider trading and rip you off.
Thank you Marco Rubio for accepting his new role as Plenipotentiary for Total War. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
one of the worst eras in film history is that period where every third wide release co-starred shia lebeouf and one of the aging leading men he was being touted as a successor to (harrison ford, michael douglas, robert redford, etc)
darth vader: you have failed me for the first time
darth vader: what support can i provide to help you succeed at contributing to the achievement of our team goals?
Solemnly wheeling Senator Fetterman into the glue factory
Dance like no one can post about it 🕺
One woman who called the State Department helpline looking for help said they told her to "stop ranting and raving" and hung up on her.
Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...
Your move, creep.
This would be the brown 80s. Fake wood-panel time!
I’m gonna side-eye the bastard that wrote this. Gonna keep both eyes on him.
Full page "ad" in The Onion for "60 Minutes": "Is NBC Hiring? Lesley Stahl investigates."
Like the Pets Shop Boys version of the melody sounds sarcastic and the Alf theme sounds like a too-sweet Hallmark card version.
It bothers me that part of this absolute classic sounds like the theme song to the Alf tv show and that they both premiered at the same time. I wonder if they’re quoting some earlier melody. youtu.be/-VCqAjYO3NM?...
I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.
Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲, sounds 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁, and captures the 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗺. I get it. He wasn't just your father — he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:
He just likes making up tea parties for himself.
One day you’ll see how weird this is.
But really, it’s shocking how bad Iran has been intelligence-wise. They’ve been throughly trashed.