"Just a dandy man and his infernal steed."
06.03.2026 23:58
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"Just a dandy man and his infernal steed."
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
They put a wig on Darrell Hammond for 91 episodes in the 90s.
A dog named Schrödinger and a cat named Pavlov.
Tim Russ (who played Tuvok) wrapped up in a modem(?)
Photographer: Alright just have fun
Tim Russ: No. There is nothing I will take more seriously
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Introducing our new villain: Chekhov!
He's got a sword.
It’s time to skip the intro
It’s time to keep things tight
It’s time to abuse the vision
Of the Muppet Show tonight
Skip Intro? On The Muppet Show??
Fuck you for asking.
The 38 joke is so tired.
It’s been a year, we’re 39 now.
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
Screaming
Digital painting of a blonde woman in a grey hat and dress with a furry collar. She's standing in a forest, and strange, translucent creatures are walking along a tree stump she's leaning against. They have sperm-like heads with one big blue eye each, little t-rex arms, and long stilt legs.
Apex Society Pinups: Moonchild (3). #art #digitalart #digitalpainting #digitalportrait #portrait #magic #characterdesign #costumedesign #1930sfashion #fashion #1930s #creature #creaturedesign
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No one's French like Gaston,
Loves cheese stench like Gaston,
Goes to war and then dies in a trench like Gaston
Wait, I got it...
Doug Fnord
Bazooka Joseph
Absolute Superman has felt like the token Mid in the line, but I've really dug the last few issues. It's leaning into the idea of Superman as a beacon of hope without being too cheesy about it.
No one's French like Gaston,
Loves cheese stench like Gaston,
I was in a hat shop once and they let me try out one of those collapsible top hats that you just sort of pop out with a flick of your wrist. It's very satisfying.
I haven’t seen The Bride yet, so I can’t disagree and I don’t want to seem like I am, BUT — there have been a *lot* of Frankenstein movies in the last few years. It will be very cool if this one is indeed better than all of them
Nancy 3/4/26 💅
Bela Lugosi Is Dead Sexy
Siobhan Thompson in a cocktail dress? Yes, I see.
Knew an answer on Um Actually, not because I knew anything about horror movies, but because I know about Cryptids.
I haven't even seen the movie Species myself, but I knew the first description of the Chupacabra was from someone who just had.
I see I don't even rank. smdh.
A spawn who refuses to spend his spawn power points due to being a miser
Damned... wrapped in chains... trying to make amends for his crimes in life...
Is Jacob Marley Spawn?
Statler and Waldorf getting into a turf-war with Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot.
Homer talking to Saint Peter in front of the Pearly Gates. Homer: Well, I'll be damned.
Saint Peter (reaching for a cord to pull): I'm afraid so, yes.
Homer falls through a trap door in the clouds. He screams.
Homer crashes through the roof of Hell and falls into the flames.
Spawn (1997)
Man, some rando accusing a digital painting I worked hard on of being A.I. has really put a damper on my day.