𓂀 𓋹 𝕰𝖔𝖌𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖓𝖉𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘 𓋹 𓂀

omg the lowkey ASMR

Oh shit that looks pretty good.

Friendly reminder that religious dogma is fundamentally at odds with liberty, especially when it comes to women's reproductive rights.

"Pro-life libertarian" is barbarically contradictory.

A decade on from their famous fairy tale Premier League title win in 2016, Leicester City are battling relegation from the Championship thanks to miserable failure and shit luck.

Imagine though, Spurs getting relegated the very season Arsenal win the league/potentially complete a treble or quadruple.

Licking my lips just thinking about it.

Well, thank FUCK for that.

Daizen Maeda is on his last legs with Celtic me thinks. Golden opportunity to give us a third through a defensive blunder and diabolically scudded it.

Can't believe they did The Zodiac dirty like that.

When your shit taste in lifestyle has you willing to trade freedom for luxury built on top of skeletons...

Love how western influencers get all lured into Dubai that they're willing to ditch everything to go live there and soak in a luxury lifestyle at the expense of having to agree that they're never to criticise the state or try to expose what the place is like beyond the bright lights.

Left-wing market anarchism isn't rocket science. Those confused by or opposed to it are just hung-up on a lack of will to read and interrogate, and political/economic language barriers - as in they have rigid definitions and categorisations of words and concepts with multiple meanings and currents.

OH YEAH I JUST REMEMBERED

"lofi ASMR" but there's obviously a high-quality microphone involved, again the GAIN IS SET TO FUCKING 10000000000000000000000%

Key word being VOLUNTARILY as every time has been against my will or expectations, because sometimes the creators just flat-out don't disclose that shit in the title?

Give me back the minimalist early 2010s ASMR stuff and stop pretending you're making anything other than trendslop xo

Don't get me started on the breathy whispers either, it lowkey just makes me feel asthmatic and short of breath. Ironically, I'd rather be locked in a tight and constricted box than ever voluntarily listen to one of those videos.

I refuse to believe anyone legitimately finds that shit relaxing btw. Most ASMR videos nowadays are so loud and grotesque they're more like jump scares.

In between the horrid saliva-swishing, they keep bumping and knocking the mic, the gain of which is permanently set to deafening levels.

Look I'm all for trusting the artist's vision or giving the benefit of a doubt, but I roll my eyes and get disengaged when every character is a clumsy sarcastic wise-ass in some way, or the non-humans (like robots) all talk and behave like Robotboy.

It always feels so forced.

I know when it comes to indie game tropes most are familiar with the obnoxious ones: The game is a roguelike, the story being a metaphor for depression, fourth-wall breaking, needless dev self-inserts, etc.

You know what gets to me though?
The poorly-written "hehe le quirky humour xD" dialogue.

I make a guaranteed banger of a post and then Facebook goes down.

Zuckerberg has it out for me personally, I can't prove it but I just know it.

Danhausen is great and, if used correctly, will go down a treat in WWE.

That said, why are they just bringing in new guys when they're doing absolutely nothing with Royce Keys/Powerhouse Hobbs who they LITERALLY just debuted at the Rumble?

It admittedly has some interesting and questionable design choices I will probably fix up later, but I'm still working on getting a coherent and consistent feel across all areas of it.

I'm currently working on a website I've been slackily updating since 2024.

(it's literally just a blogspot site, but dw about it)

We were against the last war.

We are against the current war.

We will be against the next war.

I feel uncomfortably babyfaced in my profile pic, but now that I'm pushing 30 it's rarer to get the shots that make me look like a twink, so I'll be basking in these recent snaps for a bit.

Also, I hope MON is seeing the qualities in Sinisalo and leads with him in nets going forward. Schmeichel has unfortunately become a grim liability with how he concedes half-arsed shots and certainly isn't great at rallying the defence.

Nearly confident saying this won't be Celtic's season for the league. At this stage, the margin for error is paper thin and the squad can't seem get a consistent groove going.

Either way we're in for some shithousery between now and May. When's the last time the Premiership was a three-horse race?

Aww lmao

The United States calling any other nation "totalitarian" is like being called a "cannibal" by Jeffrey Dahmer.

The far-right long screamed and cried about the left not being able to "accept the democratic wishes of the people."

And yet we see the gammons' outcry and whining about "cheating" in response to that by-election victory by Hannah Spencer of the Greens.

Every accusation a confession, etc. etc.

Exhibit B: