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06.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good book is the Gnostic Gospels by Elaine Pagels

06.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The reason I say that is a misconception is that most sects (Valentinian, Sethian) did not consider themselves superior. Being "elect" is entirely voluntary in Thomas and TriTrac.

In fact they often critiqued contemporary Judaism for being exclusive or "chosen"

06.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Monad orchestrated the creation of the Kenoma in order to create Yuri. Take back gnosis of Yuri to the Pleroma upon your timely death and savor the sacred accolades. You are the Aeon of Girl on Girl

06.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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it’s coming home

06.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1512 πŸ” 237 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. But after Christianity was made the state religion in Rome, it became necessary to eliminate non Orthodox Christians, leading to books being burned and heretics being persecuted.

06.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the 2nd century gnostics were pretty cool :)

06.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Before we re enter the Pleroma make sure to savor the Kenoma for a while. So you can take back wisdom

06.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is an untrue cliche about the Gnostics. The reason they kept their knowledge secret was because it was considered heretical and they were persecuted for it

06.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Marcion was right too early. About 1900 years too early sadly

06.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only if they're very ashamed of themselves

06.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yaldabaoth's face is too radiant to countenance. Looking directly at it will make you melt a la ark of the covenant. Same goes for his dingus

06.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

06.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 5331 πŸ” 1599 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 71

I love being in a walkable suckqble AND fuckable city

06.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad to see Undertakerposting is taking off lately

06.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Homestuck Gentrification

06.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jacob Geller video title

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tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"

"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"

sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

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The Gospel THEY Don't Want You To Read (They being the Evangelical church)

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04.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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holy fuck

04.03.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They make a drug that makes you gain wait for cheap. It's called food

04.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Punished" Rowling

04.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@ghostopal.icetrixie.org Is this true? Is this fair?

04.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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why does this look like jk rowlings evil twin? or since jk rowling is evil already, her righteous twin

04.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

many of those who voted yaoi were ALSO yurists which bolsters the results all the more

04.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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my experiment is over. i have the correct type of followers. thank you for participating

04.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just kidding I pirated it

03.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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if you think the greatest threat to effeminate gay boys is the trans movement and not the cis straight men who overwhelmingly exclude and brutalize them then you should walk into the ocean immediately

03.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 3314 πŸ” 656 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 140

Skoche*

03.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0