Nathan Courtright

Bookies

Technically they do get a scale union paycheck.

We can respect and understand their joy that their authoritarian leader is dead whilst lament that it’s at the hands of our button-mashing authoritarian leader.

How many acoustic guitars do we need?

Rob Moose sighting on SNL

You can rule out soup.

“What’s the historical comp for a guy who can dunk without jumping and also take the ball coast to coast?”

Add 7 inches is very funny.

I don’t understand he said “all good wishes.”

Agree. Liminal spaces should look other worldly.

That’s Burt Cignetti

It’s not dead yet.

My wife just said “want a hit?” and I looked over and she had a pint of blue bell with a spoon in it.

This morning during the hockey game my daughter asked “what if someone from our team likes someone on the red team?” and all I could think is Heated Rivalry really knew the questions people wanted answered.

(Respectfully, and in regards to hockey only)

CANADA

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“Jazz is dying. Here are some showtunes to revive it.”

Me: I’m glad the days of toddler songs and tunes from various children’s media are about over. At least these KPop songs are actually songs.

Fast-forward to my daughter now begging for the versions of these songs where all the words are “meow.” 😭

I’m by no means a constitutional scholar or Supreme Court junkie, but Kavanaugh’s dissent isn’t remotely appropriate right? His argument was that the consequences of enforcing the constitution would be messy so he’d rather just say it was legal?

Also they all seem to be massive PsOS.

Hey there’s always health care season.

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Summer Olympics street luge and speed roller blading.

I have one foot in tech support in my role and because of that I am included in the tech support teams chat. They are talking about “Fair Use” and because of my background I have the displeasure and obligation to “well actually” the subject into more and more confusion.

Everything dies baby that’s a fact, but maybe we can find one at the dent and scratch.

And the AC can’t get no relief.

Tomorrow we have to tell our daughter her first and best friend is moving in a month and it’s gonna suck.

As a Mavs fan I feel we should power rank the evil owners

The next one