My mom never overstays her welcome vince
30.12.2025 20:09
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My mom never overstays her welcome vince
@vincemancini.bsky.social Vince didnt ur mom get a full ride to judge meat
100%
We had to rewrite on the fly. The story was originally he was in a massive slump and Barbara was trying to get him out of it and then of course he mashed a billion taters
My mom doesn’t wear bordered blazers vince
My mom isn’t a small indie film with Oscar aspirations vince
My mom has both her lungs Vince
Vince my mom is not into “fitness” or “room forty” or any of your childless taunts. She’s a BofA lady idiot
The funniest part about it was 80% of break users were teenage edgelords
My mom isn’t an ancient artifact vince
A brand new episode of @heythatsmepod.bsky.social is out! We’re doing a commentary on the pilot of HARLEY QUINN with co-creators/co-writers: @pmschumacker.bsky.social and @justinhalpern.bsky.social! This show rules. Hope you’ll check this one out!
You can’t see it but he’s holding a California burrito and arrogant bastard stone
My mom hasn’t travelled outside the country in years because of her bad hip Vince
My mom doesn’t have engravings on her vaginal wall vince
In honor of Hooters going under, here's @justinhalpern.bsky.social's story about Doink the Clown working there deadspin.com/the-greatest...
My mom doesn’t associate with euros vince
@vincemancini.bsky.social whoa Vince looks like your mom got her groove back
Wow what a great 2010 day that was for you
Put up a new substacks about gene hackman’s space heater. This is the sort of good stuff I’m here to offer the world
justinhalpern.substack.com/p/mummified
My mom doesn’t even know how to get to Apple TV+ vince
It was between me and 6 other writers but I loved Jesus the most so they gave it to me
I started a substack for reasons unknown
justinhalpern.substack.com/publish/post...
My mom has never been to South America vince
I haven’t brought anything good to this website. Gonna try and change that right now; I once took a shit next to the guy who played The Mentalist
My mom has never even been to Napa Vince
I believe so but both exist in the Arnold Palmer cinematic universe
This will be the first time a doughy white dude with way too much confidence sits courtside at a lakers game and doesn’t work at an agency
Did the mavs know PJ Tucker was available wtf
@vincemancini.bsky.social Vince your mom looks like she’s having a great time on vacay