we bag on the boomers a lot, but they dealt with their mid-life crisis in a good and normal way (buying a red sports car and having an affair with their secretary) whereas Gen X is all "maybe this next genocide will finally make them bring back the square spongebread cafeteria pizza"
08.03.2026 01:15
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Doesnβt the President salute the military? Heβs commander-in-chief.
08.03.2026 04:36
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I wish there was a sports team I was rivals with call the Oklahoma Miners because then I could call them the Jokelahoma Whiners and get my ass kicked at Reggieβs Bar + Kitchen (a place that would also have to exist) and take after-photos for my Instagram story
08.03.2026 03:16
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Sure. Just donβt be mad when people donβt realize that subtext.
08.03.2026 02:08
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But you see how that statement feels like a big middle finger to people who are trying to reduce harm, right?
Being anti-Newsom no matter what means βyou better find another candidate.β
It also means βI hope you enjoy 4 years of fascism because I would rather see the country burn than vote.β
07.03.2026 23:49
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Why do you think I wouldnβt experience discomfort? You donβt know me.
07.03.2026 23:46
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Neat.
07.03.2026 23:46
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Did you see the prompt? We are talking about hypothetical future.
I donβt want Newsom to be the candidate.
Iβm also not an idiot.
07.03.2026 23:45
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You are concerned about your own health and safety, as are we all. But at the end of the day, if voting for a certain shitty politician helps keep your neighbor safe at your own expense, isnβt your perspective selfish? βI canβt have rights, so no one can.β
07.03.2026 23:34
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Would Renee Good be dead if those staunch anti-zionists had just bitten the bullet and voted for Harris?
07.03.2026 23:33
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Somali people and other immigrants were just terrorized by ICE in Minneapolis and elsewhere.
Harris was a bad choice for Palestine, sure, but that wouldnβt have happened under her. Somalis would have been saved, but people like you refused to be βcomplicit in genocideβ and here we are.
07.03.2026 23:33
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There are 3 choices:
1. Vote for the better candidate at the expense of your and/or othersβ rights.
2. Vote for the worse candidate at the expense of more of your and othersβ rights.
3. Donβt vote and risk option 2 from happening anyway.
What is your solution?
07.03.2026 22:28
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sometimes - most of the time, actually - that isnβt the person on the ballot, and the only option at that point is to pick the BETTER candidate.
Youβre choosing to walk everywhere because the two different cars you could pick from werenβt the right color.
07.03.2026 20:49
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Is your argument that we are better off now than we would have been under Clinton or Harris? Because thatβs what I think of when I see arguments like this. I would love to have the best candidate in office and I will do everything I can to get that person on the ballot, but
07.03.2026 20:49
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To be clear: fuck Gavin Newsom and we need to make sure he doesnβt end up on the ballot. But if your argument is that a Newsom presidency would be INDISTINGUISHABLE from, say, a Vance presidency, you need to get your head checked.
07.03.2026 20:49
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IF Hitler gets resurrected using blood from a mosquito like Jurassic Park
AND decides to run for office
THEN I will be voting for Gavin Newsom because
SERIOUSLY what the fuck?
07.03.2026 20:49
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Pack it up, the American experiment has failed.
05.03.2026 03:38
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You were right.
04.03.2026 01:03
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βStraight of Homzuh.β
04.03.2026 01:02
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I gotta stop waking up and immediately reading the news. It is not helpful for my brain π
05.02.2025 13:08
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Dear Humans,
Stop blaming me for all your bullshit. I donβt even exist. Grow up.
27.02.2026 17:22
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Clearly an accident not worth an arrest. Are you going to sue for your medical expenses? Come on.
26.02.2026 14:58
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How about you just devote some federal resources to help one of the states in your union combat fraud, you fascists?
26.02.2026 02:44
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Shit, let me go find Michael B. Jordan's phone number, hold on. I'm sure that's easy to find.
25.02.2026 22:04
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SC Justice Alito shouted "you lie" at Obama. Marjorie Taylor Greene yelled "liar" at Biden. Boebert and MTG heckled Biden in 2023. Did we all just forget the past disrespect shown by Republicans? And Dems didn't stand? Fuck this fucking guy.
25.02.2026 21:58
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Exactly. I don't have the answers about how we properly integrate people with involuntary tics that ARE offensive and harmful and keep everything copacetic, but demanding that disabled people constantly apologize for their involuntary behavior feels like others' needs are more important.
25.02.2026 21:49
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I suggest you read up on coprolalia. The entire point of the disorder is that you say an inappropriate/taboo word based on the situation youβre in. It isnβt totally random swears, it is calling your mom a bitch every time you see her.
25.02.2026 21:21
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I have found that Costco is often a good deal, and the only reason I don't buy EVERYTHING there is because I can often get an equal or better deal using my wife's employee discount at the store where she works. The savings I've gotten by buying gas alone pays for the membership.
25.02.2026 20:43
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