okay sorry
okay sorry
i had spiced lentil & pumpkin. did you get your soup?
soup for my lunch too today marcus
apologising to my braids for fucking them up so bad. maybe on another night you could have been perfect
spiralling on a plane not really ascending or descending
booked a haircut award
i LOVE fanging my car round a bend i DO NOT VALUE my life
you used to be able to search spotify by song lyrics but it doesnt work anymore. you used to be able to do a lot of things
spotify button changed k-ing my s
they invented a new library prize to give me because i was pretty smart but not as smart as the dux girl. just more of an antisocial book nerd
need to stop looking for things to get mad over im seething myself into a puddle i have a headache i want to go home
*attempting small talk while clearly choking back tears* you know i started working here 10 years ago
they gave out 10 year service gift bags in the staff meeting and i didnt even get one because i "left" and "came back" whatever whatever it all
bladee please guide me
EVERY DAY I WAKE UP TO THE SAME FUCKING THING
DO WE TAKE A RISK FOR REALITY MORE CRISP???
open.spotify.com/track/0UkgsD...
im so BORED of my own SHIT
drake meme
no: make any meaningful changes in my life
yes: complain myself in circles about everything forever
meditating in a comms room imagining being buried alive imaginign the soft dirt scattering over my toes over my shins over my knees getting heavier and heavier with every toss of the shovel
dj billybOOl
listening to this on my drive to work every morning makes me lowkey happy to start the day
they should make a lunch that doesnt come out of a plastic tub and where you dont have to put the plastic tub for 2 minutes in a kogan microwave to amplify the power of the microplastics
i want dirt in my mouth i want dirt in my eyes and nose i want dirt between my toes i want to be an animal i want to be a worm
if youre depressed enough there should be an option to get buried in a hole for a month or so and then when they dig you up your life should be fixed and your house should be clean
please donβt make me do another day
a bowl of porridge in the morning is even more powerful than a can of coffee. the oats provide long lasting energy throughout the day
this song reminds me of being 15 in sweden i just know the nations underage drinkers are going crazy for this open.spotify.com/track/4qnlk3...
my bossboss intervened and basically told him to lurk moar it was so hot
new head of IT cornered me this morning and really agressively quizzed me on my job with questions that made it apparent he doesnt know what a network switch is
with all due respect theyre not social engineering hard enough
bunch of AI bots liking this to let me know theyve absorbed my post into their algorithm similar to guys liking your old selfie after theyve cummed to it