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A large predatory catfish living primarily in the Mekong river delta. I enjoy explosively snapping my jaws around unwary smaller fish, shellfish, and human limbs.

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The belief in trans rights entering the median voters body as Trump makes gas cost $8/gallon

09.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2258 ๐Ÿ” 515 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

It's all so tiresome...

28.02.2026 09:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

26.02.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5422 ๐Ÿ” 5434 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 146

hot take: i like it when people say "a dracula" instead of "a vampire"

22.02.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 734 ๐Ÿ” 104 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

BLUEPOCALYPSE

23.02.2026 03:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gyaru/Otaku romance?
Tons of conspiracy nonsense?
Can't explain to your friends why you like it?

Close enough! Welcome back Metal Gear!

22.02.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is about the Excel Spreadsheet oopsy btw, but also literally everything else Economists do because it's all like that.

16.02.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My ENTIRE life I have felt like Economics is literally just Astrology for liberal autistic white boys

And uh yeah. I was right. I am right. That's what it is. They made up a "Science" describing the made up rules of a game they're forcing everyone in the world to play against our will.

16.02.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I literally just keep a tab open to your profile so when I read this I was like "Huh that is weird." only to realize I ALSO had not followed you.

16.02.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. That's why we call it the "Social Credit Score". Because credit scores are bad, and we are expressing what we dislike about the concept.

13.02.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Discord confused after huge number of channels have age restrictions removed. "No idea why this is happening," says one dipshit at the service.

09.02.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People are always reacting to the knowledge that there's sixteen year olds alive now who were born in 2010 with shock or dread and that's the wrong response. It's obviously the case that that would be true. It's not surprising. It's immoral. How dare they.

08.02.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Words typed by a Helicopter miniboss from any given 2000s game.

07.02.2026 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if they can make him have another stroke.

02.02.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just remembered that flopping PS1 shark and chuckled uncontrollably for like thirty seconds. Full Beavis and Butthead.

02.02.2026 09:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The evil villain's gimmicky goofy miniboss duo but as PCs.

01.02.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We now live in the bad timeline because this was never released.

31.01.2026 07:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It will die and should die, and we should not condemn ourselves to having to live with it becuase they've told us we'll have to. We can and should just make it illegal.

31.01.2026 07:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donald Trump could demand Hakeem Jeffries first born son from him and he'd put his hands on his hips, thrust out his chin and go "I'll only give you half of him."

30.01.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell's not real, you're just an asshole.

28.01.2026 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So shut the fuck up then.

28.01.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No I wouldn't. That isn't implied in the axiom at all. This isn't even hard to understand you just refuse to.

28.01.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

False equivalence. Steven Miller not existing would in fact improve human life, so removing him would not be against the axiom. Removing the rain forest would make life worse, and thus, would.

28.01.2026 01:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, no, you do in fact have axioms that you determined independently of evidence, everyone does, it's impossible to form a worldview without them. You just didn't choose to make "Human life is more important than anything else." one of them. Curious.

28.01.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean that's a pro-life belief if you use "Pro life" literally and not as a synonym for being against reproductive rights. I am in fact very in favor of life, and anti death, and machines are dead things that should not be allowed to think.

28.01.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, and thus you should not think.

28.01.2026 00:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no ethical means by which you can use a machine to do the thinking of a man.

28.01.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unironically, I thought this was America.

27.01.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deep Gock Re-Lactic

26.01.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I'm completely on board with you here. I've seen people pick the Visi romance route and I feel like they're completely dissociating from the reality of what it's like to date someone like her. No, my brother, you CANNOT fix her, actually.

20.01.2026 11:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0