thepinkpill

brb changing my name to alexis simpson human

The Faceboomer-ification of Reddit has arrived. It’s always been getting worse for 17 years now (been on there since 2008), but lately we’ve entered a new era:

-blatantly unfunny ‘i hate my wife’ and ‘women bad’ memes everywhere, and low-brow lgbt hate content ‘ironically’ upvoted to the top

“so he doesn’t ever think about me”
•angel: “no, i told you.”
“not even a little bit”
•angel: “ma’am there is an entire paradise afterlife to get to, will you PLEASE”
“i know but this is my chance to ask questions before i move on”
•angel: “no it isn’t, this is your official judgement”
“so does he?”

Don’t just pencil whip your entry into the Brazilian Jujitsu tournament. Take the extra time to verify the second ‘J’ is there in the event title

Oh wow, rare pull, congrats! 🌟

The 3 deathly hallows of Barnes & Noble are
• child absolutely losing their SHIT and the parents do not care
• guy that’s obviously waay too sick to be there, and he’s gonna stand by YOU
• homeless dude taking a full on fucking shower in the bathroom
How many can you collect in a single visit?

It must be awful defending your Islamic terrorist government. What a pathetic life

Iran was damn close to taking back their own country on their own. And at least thank god their nuclear weapons program was crippled. With barely a finger lifted too. Iran is a fucking joke, just like those who cope for them online

Imagine spending all your time hate posting about Israel 24/7. Sure you’re an organic human being. Lol. The Iranian regime will be wiped away soon, and I hope all their internet cancer propagandists rot in a cell for the rest of their lives

Hit a little close to home there I’m guessing. Enjoy spreading Iranian propaganda while you can; it must be awful to know how useless your lies are

I’m so glad Israel ended the threat of Iranian nuclear warfare. And I hope they continue to keep them in check while propaganda trolls like you seethe about it online. Soon the Iranian government will hopefully be overthrown and Hamas eliminated permanently.

Fuck you and your propaganda

I hope they continue until all Hamas is wiped out and hopefully the government of Iran will be overthrown soon and every single internet propaganda troll will spend the rest of their lives rotting in a cell - or worse

Oh so you’re an Iranian propaganda troll, got it. Iran’s nuclear program is in shambles and so is Hamas. And the civilized world is fucking glad for it. Cope and seethe over there in your shitty Islamic dictator desert

Israel has a right to defend itself from radical Islamic terrorists. I’m glad they’ve eliminated so much of Hamas and I hope they keep doing so, and hit Iran’s nuclear program again for good measure. Fuck Islamic fascists

You’re so pathetic. You know you’ve become the Fox News watching boomer you were once disgusted by, right? Hatred and fear are addictive, and you are SOAKING in them, and feeding the fire that’s causing this division. Imagine spending your last few decades soaking in masturbatory loathing. Cringe

Zionist? You mean the 9 million Jewish people and two million Arabs and the billion people around the world that believe that Israel has the right to exist and defend itself from radical terrorism? You’re just gonna have to grow up and get over your hatred and desire for genocide against Israelis

Supporting Israel’s right to exist and being opposed to radical Islamic terrorism is not racism and hatred you brain rotted moron

#touchgrass

Israel has a right to exist, and to defend itself from terrorists. I’m sorry you love radical Islamic terrorists that want to kill and hurt innocent people.

Racism and hatred against an entire people. You are the cancer of humanity

lol “why Oct 7th happened”. Are you trying to justify the raping and brutal slaughter of over a thousand innocent civilians? Raping children while forcing their parents to watch? Dragging raped bodies through the streets while spitting on corpses? Only a disgusting piece of shit would justify that

Does anyone else have literal safety briefings with themselves before they make drunk food in the kitchen…? “Okay, number one thing we can’t fuck up? All. Burners. Must. Be. Turned. Off.” “We’ll be handling sharp knives. They *must* be respected..” (every word forged in past self’s drunk mistakes….

Casual racism and hatred. What literal terrorist.

This guy was literally Hamas. Like, he was a registered Hamas member.

If there is a god then why is there a nose hair in my nose tickling *another* part of my nose and I can’t figure out which one it is no loving creator would ever do this

Person who I haven’t seen in seven years:
*posts pic* “this was me seven years ago…”

Me: yeah, that’s you, so what

Every thing I know about Sydney Sweeney has been against my will

2034 be like: Meta rolls out new ads using your friends AI generated faces to sell you products; have they gone too far?

Hear me out - Zelda: Breath of the Wild / Tears of the Kingdom, except fast travel costs ten real-world pushups