micki

No you’re listening to Hannah Montana

It’s just me, this pint of Oatly ice cream, and Parachute by Hayley Williams

Is Lounge Act by Nirvana one of the greatest songs of all time? It’s hard to say but definitely yes

I can’t imagine life without SpongeBob SquarePants

There was this awesome 6 year old hanging out at my band’s live session shoot while her mom worked on production and at one point she goes “I meant to ask you this earlier - are you a boy or a girl?”

It was the “I meant to ask you this earlier” that really got me. Kids are hilarious

My favorite thing in the world is when kids ask me if I’m a boy or a girl I just absolutely love it so much

It’s been over 4 years since top surgery and I am glad I did it every single day. I god damn love being flat chested. Also, according to science, squirt is pee as fuck. Gnight folks

New hilarious photos of my cat just dropped

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Sharks literally look like cartoons

The new season of Yellowjackets is a certified flop :/

Having a real “head in the ceiling fan” couple of days tbh

Listen to the band Royal Dog

“Respect my trans homies or I’m going to identify as a problem” is one of the most annoying phrases allies have adopted recently. And they think it is so clever. Shhhhhh!!!!

I’ve had him for 4 1/2 years and I only heard him fart for the first time when we were at the vet for a checkup last month. Since then it’s happened twice. He is a little farting man now

I think my cat has recently taken to farting

Does it take everyone else like a solid 30 hours to get your cover letter and resume together for a job you really want? Or am I AN IDIOT

I log on, I be a hater, I log off

I just feel like….. a lot of y’all must be lying about actually liking and choosing to listen to modern hardcore LMFAO

I’ve gone the whole winter so far successfully averting getting sick when everyone around me is but I finally caught a bug and I’m miserable!!!!!!

My friend and coworker @mickiharris666.bsky.social took these sweet pictures of me and my geriatric baby 🖤✨

You must book with Sophia or else

I have no jokes rn only depression :(

I found out my Saturn return isn’t even exact for another 3 years so you know what forget it

I already chewed these off because I’m a bad person and also a failure but look

Squealing and applauding and grinning and crying while I watch BBC nature docs

My saturn return begins this year do NOT text

The fact that Joyce Manor doesn’t play anything off of Cody other than Stairs (creepy, not a banger) is absolutely criminal

I’m so excited for twitter 2.0 actually I have things to say

Me + cereal at bedtime = unstoppable power couple