Alan

(Walks into a marriage ceremony)

I see wed people

I am publishing soon something we were scooped on

@theonion.com beat us to it

I am not joking

BREAKING: Donald Trump Says Conclave Election Was Rigged, Claims He Received More Votes For Pope Than Anyone Else

Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...

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Bugs and Daffy standing by a tree, sign reads DUCK SEASON, then RABBIT SEASON then ELMER SEASON, and they both glare ominously off camera

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

I have a goal for y’all this coming year that I wish I had before my brother died: Take videos of the people you love. Silly ones, serious ones, candid ones, short ones.

You’ll be very happy you have these little snippets if you ever have to live without them ❤️

JK Rowling: There are no trans kids. No child is 'born in the wrong body'. There are only adults like you, prepared to sacrifice the health of minors to bolster your belief in an ideology that will end up wreaking more harm than lobotomies and false memory syndrome combined.

They used to say there was no such thing as gay kids. That it was a choice that could be beaten or tortured out of them through conversion therapy

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to be a fish and they shut down your hypnotherapy business

"the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin”

Update: Mr. Beast torn apart by ancient cursed mummies

Please tell your kids, every damn day if necessary, that chatGPT is not a goddamn search engine and you shouldn’t believe a word it says. Tell the adults too, but it’s especially imperative to inoculate kids against this

God i love @propublica.org so much

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

Mira Murati making an awkward face when asked if OpenAI, which makes ChatGPT, uses YouTube for training data.

oh now you don't like people using other people's stuff huh?

They already did...

This is lovely and true but it's wild how many posts here are now "wow! I had no idea a social network could help me socialise digitally". We are beaten dogs, barely used to being treated with dignity online

Oh wow you guys I'm starting to think it might be a bad idea to vote for the man most responsible for these numbers

Twitter trending topics panel showing hashtag General Election 24, Holly Cairns, Aontu, and Godzilla.

I know who I'm voting for... #ge24

Merry Black Friday to those who celebrate.

team posts

It reads like a Dril tweet

[shakes fist up at our cruel God]

Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign

Personal message to my dear friends who I love very much

I'd love to be added

He's wearing that tie under duress.

Predator handshake meme. "Paul is surrounded by spice and doesn't know how he feels about it." One side is labeled Great British Bake Off and the other side is labeled Dune