Manda

I’m happy for you if you love it or if you live up north.

But that’s just not me, fam.

It’s going to be 80s, damn near 90, for the next week and I am going to wither away into dust.

I am not a spring and summer person. This is my hell. Literally bc it’s so goddamn hot.

October…come back to me.

(Now with correct spelling)
If it’s not a pentel RSVP, then I might as well be writing in crayon.

Book club only had one person, a former employee, so instead of talking about books, I gave her the entire rundown of the us mens hockey team week of fucking up.

I talked for 45 minutes straight lol

I really hope people show up to the book club tomorrow. I know no one did last month bc it snowed 2 days before, but it was still discouraging.

Also, I’m 77 pages into 438 and I don’t think I’m gonna finish in time, pals.

AO3 has been down for about 24 hours now and what tf do they expect me to do. Read my actual TBR????

Me @ this whole thread

Self care is cheese fries and ny style pizza followed by a hot shower with a new “scalp exfoliating scrub”

Am I any more ready to be librarian on duty tomorrow for 3 branches? Not really.

But I ✨tingle✨

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-get a full blast toddler sneeze right in the face
-slam your own hand into a closing car door
-run a marathon with no training or prep

Kids have been back at school for a while and story times have started back up so that means every germ imaginable is making their way into the library.

I really hate being sick.

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

Well. Does that count as the Hughes brothers being milkshake duck’d?

(Don’t get my post about Slavin from last night as having any ounce of actual respect for him, btw. Just in case someone thought I was a hypocrite)

You can tear stroganoff hamburger helper from my cold, dead hands.

This joke might only make sense to the group chat, but idc

Doodlebob with a gold medal

Thinking about my boy, Olympic gold medalist Jaccob Slavin again.

I’m feeling a lot of feelings about this

Quinn Hughes haunted by an Italian ghost

Whatever he believes (though it seems like he’s a Good Dude(tm)), he’s haunted by The Ghosts(c).

The only thing wrong with this is Gritty embodies bisexual menace Ilya Rozanov and thus should not be doing Shane’s lines.

In this essay, I will-

Sparkling, obvi

The Tkachuk brothers would be upset about some of your posts if they could read.

Jack with a bloody mouth

It’s the first time the US men’s and women’s hockey teams have won gold in the same Olympics 🥇🥇

I get silver is disappointing, but imagine still being such a goddamn sourpuss to the people handing you a medal.

So the women’s team only inspires the next generation of girls to play hockey but the men’s team inspires all Americans, got it got it got it.

if My country invented a sport I would simply Make sure we were always the best at it

JACK MY BOY

Who got the winning goal? I saw it happen by it went so fast