Stevie W

Quite frankly, I’m not surprised his wife doesn’t want to shag him

He’s full of odious ideas and he quite clearly is a nasty bigot. What a cunt.

My wife is VERY INTERESTED

I stand by rules I gave my girls

I dont care who you love

Boy, girl, a not sure, bit of a mix. Don’t care what you call yourself or what you identify as

So long as you behave like a decent person and whom ever it is you love treats you well

Except for one thing

If it’s a Tory you’re dead to me

Brilliant poster.

Ordered.

Your work is wonderful.

Wine needs to be at the top of that list

Every day

And anything else you think

The days are short and the nights are long

Live them

Live them well

Look, I can barely being fucking arsed to the job I’m actually paid for.

I’m currently working on being sacked for doing fuck all and the bastards won’t do it.

I’m certainly not going to apply for one that doesn’t give me cold hard cash.

a man is yawning in a bathroom with his eyes closed . ALT: a man is yawning in a bathroom with his eyes closed .

I see I’m touching the rim again

He who denied it, supplied it.

I hold out hope that she ends up in the top job.

1. Thread 🧵

Freedom of Movement wasn’t just a policy.
It was a simple freedom: the ability to say yes.

• Yes to a job.
• Yes to love.
• Yes to a new life in another country.

When that freedom disappeared, something subtle but important changed.

Made me week

Thanks.

I feel disdain for everyone and everything

Indoors or outdoors

I currently only feel like whichever philosopher is going to give me large quantities of beer/wine/gin

It’s been that kind of day.

And my knees hurt.

Even more than normal.

Alcoholic stupor here I come

The results of a quiz about somebody else’s lifestyle, certainly not mine. 5/15

Pleased to report that I have maintained my excellent quizzing

5/15

And 2 of them were guesses

Quietly, calmly and forensically, BBC just dismantled the Trump communications shitshow on Iran.

No hyperbole, just laying out an unprecedented military, diplomatic and reputational shambles.

Worth a watch.

(🎥 BBC News/BBC Verify)

a man with a beard is holding a flashlight in his hand . Alt: Kurt Russell is suggesting that you get more than you bargained for.

A Thing was a bit much for even Kurt.

You sure you are up to it?

And think of Mr Pip and the attack womble…

Bob probably already is one though

RUN!

You are just being very very silly now

I think you should have a think on how you have got yourself in this situation

She can get in the bin

That argument wouldn’t wash if you were mid level civil service, police, accountants etc etc

Spanish PM Sánchez responds to Trump:

"Spain is against this disaster... Govts are here to improve people's lives... It is absolutely unacceptable that those leaders who are unable to fulfill that mission use the smoke of war to hide their failure, and in the process, fill the pockets of a few."

Is it your last grip on reality sliding through your fingers?

Brilliant. An expat im Dubai has a startling revelation, by @stephencollins.bsky.social

Anal glands again?

And what about Mr Pip?

And your legs straight too

Don’t forget your legs

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

MotoGP highlights late last night

Not too shabby

It won’t catch on though

You’ll have to pay, just like the many before

Luckily I can make my computer seem as if it is pretty much anywhere

Thanks for the tip

Has Kevin been kicked in the head by horse?

Surely the only explanation for coming to that bollocks of a conclusion

Suharto or Marcos

For the grift and corruption

However, both were brighter than the orange one

a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods . Alt: Accurate portrayal of my current disposition

Shows what you know

I’ve been at work today