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Resist. Staff SRE @Glitch (now a part of Fastly) Opinions my own, and usually wrong.

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I *knew* it!

Re: @michaelstipe.bsky.social
bsky.app

05.09.2025 13:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry to see the easiest, friendliest, least stressful, most welcoming way to create for the web come to an end.

I'm sorry for the teachers, students, and creators who we're forcing to find another home for their work.

I'm sorry for what the web lost today.

#buildthewebyouwant

08.07.2025 16:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

About a half-hour ago I deployed the change that stopped traffic to Glitch projects.

A major chapter of my life (and a small-but-cool part of the geography of the internet) closes.

08.07.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The administration of "I bet I'm smart enough to do that job with zero background or training."

30.04.2025 19:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
do i trust the owner of these files? FUCK no.

do i trust the owner of these files? FUCK no.

ummmm

...

no?

28.04.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re a Wisconsin voter, you have the chance to strike a blow against Musk’s Department of Greed and Evil by voting to keep the WI Supreme Court in control of justices concerned with the rule of law and justice for the underrepresented.

A vote for Crawford is a vote for fairness and equality.

01.04.2025 12:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I usually give Gruber the benefit of the doubt when he spouts technical nonsense like this but my man doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about here.

06.03.2025 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finished Netflix’s No Good Deed last night. Enjoyable but not as good as maybe it could have been (pretty typical of Lisa Kudrow’s post-Friends stuff, I think).

Best line from the series is in the last episode:

Him: β€œI love you.”
Her: β€œThanks.”

04.03.2025 13:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

22.02.2025 22:45 πŸ‘ 24552 πŸ” 4905 πŸ’¬ 291 πŸ“Œ 236
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When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.

02.02.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 46729 πŸ” 19494 πŸ’¬ 1247 πŸ“Œ 1831

But if I have the cheese planer in my hand and my elbow is β€œacting up” then a hike across the kitchen for the wire-cutter is NBD.

02.02.2025 15:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This can be a complicated calculation. Convenience can be a factor; if I have to get up off the floor to go get the hammer there’s a darn good chance this screwdriver handle will do just fine TYVM.

02.02.2025 15:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've reached the point in my life where I pick the tool for a specific household task not based on appropriateness to desired outcome, or even necessarily convenience, but instead based on how much relative pain it will cause me.

02.02.2025 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Trusted by engineers at
Google
Microsoft
Apple
GitHub
coinbase
Spotify
amazon
NEON
redhat
shopify
7WISe
Gitpod

Trusted by engineers at Google Microsoft Apple GitHub coinbase Spotify amazon NEON redhat shopify 7WISe Gitpod

I wonder what the DevRel Marketing value of a brand's presence in a popular project's "Trusted By" section is?

15.01.2025 03:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Micro.blog offers some of these features for $5-$10 USD and I’ve been considering it, so I guess that’s my personal threshold.

13.01.2025 14:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am definitely carrying too much constant anger in me

13.01.2025 05:35 πŸ‘ 1294 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 22
That’s 100# of ice. Five big bags. On January 2nd with temperatures in the teens.

That’s 100# of ice. Five big bags. On January 2nd with temperatures in the teens.

Fellow Wisconsinites have you received your January ice delivery yet?

03.01.2025 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Nine years on Thanksgiving day.

Nine years on Thanksgiving day.

Didn’t β€œcelebrate” on the day this year, and almost forgot to recognize it at all in 2024.

Maybe it’s time to stop counting?

31.12.2024 00:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
PS5 DualSense controller with the β€œcorrect” button legends.

PS5 DualSense controller with the β€œcorrect” button legends.

There. FTFY.

29.12.2024 16:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Almost never isn't an exaggeration, the proportion of folk in positions of significant power who didn't get there through privilege is tiny, an anomaly

23.12.2024 22:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
:scream: a CAT5E cable innocently disguised as a useful cable.

:scream: a CAT5E cable innocently disguised as a useful cable.

The riskiest part of using refurb network gear.

23.12.2024 18:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean seriously those little fuckers are going to kill me.

23.12.2024 13:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Diagram with large number: 2.7.123
First β€œ2” is commented: Proud version. Bump when you are proud of the release
Second β€œ7” is commented: Default version. Just normal/okay releases
Third β€œ123” is commented: Shame version. Bump when fixing things too embarrassing to admit

Diagram with large number: 2.7.123 First β€œ2” is commented: Proud version. Bump when you are proud of the release Second β€œ7” is commented: Default version. Just normal/okay releases Third β€œ123” is commented: Shame version. Bump when fixing things too embarrassing to admit

I propose we replace semantic versioning with pride versioning

21.12.2024 19:07 πŸ‘ 2551 πŸ” 744 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 52

The fact that I can send an email to support@yourfuckedupcompany.com does **not** mean that you offer 24/7 support.

Someone needs to actually be on the other end 24/7 for that to be true.

21.12.2024 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those two narrators are the absolute best. The way they brought _The Wheel Of Time_ to life (not to mention _Stormlight_) took the experience to the next dimension.

**So** good.

07.12.2024 04:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I don't disagree that it's pretty awful to use (although what "enterprise wiki software" offers a good experience? I suppose Notion isn't *terrible*). But I'm full of hugops for the folks who have to deal with the attacks or have been exposed. As you say, they didn't choose this.

09.11.2023 11:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

God, I love libraries. Do you know that NYPL has an entire database of menus of major hotels/restaurants in the city organized by decade? menus.nypl.org

Historical fiction writers, this is just...amazing.

09.11.2023 01:33 πŸ‘ 923 πŸ” 325 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 20
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🧠 Brainstorm: Project Dashboard We’ve got a little bit of the dashboard implemented here, where we’ve just been lifting what we’ve already got on the dashboard. But I want to hear from all of you: What do you want to be able ...

I love it, we're deep into the new @glitch.com being built right in front of everybody's eyes, and the community has tons of good ideas. Jump in now, the latest conversation is about what you'd want to see on your dashboard. support.glitch.com/t/brainstorm...

10.10.2023 19:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Math Problem For Linda Yaccarino: If 90% Of The Top Advertisers Have Come Back, But Are Only Spendin... Last week, we highlighted how it appears that exTwitter’s ad revenue remains in freefall. We noted that exTwitter CEO-in-name-only Linda Yaccarino had just gone on stage at the Code Conference to tοΏ½...

Seriously? Visa spent $10 advertising on Xitter? That's ... not even a rounding error. That's, like, the mailroom clerk's intern's intern's per diem.

12.10.2023 12:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ›« MSN -> DEN

02.10.2023 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0