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A sign which says “I'M NOT INTERESTED IN COMPETING WITH ANYONE.
I HOPE WE ALL MAKE IT.”

A sign which says “I'M NOT INTERESTED IN COMPETING WITH ANYONE. I HOPE WE ALL MAKE IT.”

Good night, everyone

20.02.2024 00:09 👍 8396 🔁 3452 💬 24 📌 101

Rich people are cooked. Someone save America

10.03.2026 16:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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At the root of all our problems stands one travesty: politicians’ surrender to the super-rich | George Monbiot There are many excuses for failing to tax the ultra-wealthy. The truth is that governments don’t tackle the problem because they don’t want to, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot

It is THE fundamental problem. To survive and prosper we must make billionaires history. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

10.03.2026 07:29 👍 1125 🔁 381 💬 21 📌 21
screenshot where a user has requested "draw a gnome surfing"

and someone else has replied with a hastily doodled little stick guy wearing a red pointy hat catching some waves on a surf board

screenshot where a user has requested "draw a gnome surfing" and someone else has replied with a hastily doodled little stick guy wearing a red pointy hat catching some waves on a surf board

youraislopbores.me is a fun little idea where you put in a "prompt" and another user "steals ai's job" and draws or writes an answer. but i want to draw some stuff and there aren't enough requests rn so check it out and i might be your pretend AI

07.03.2026 18:18 👍 317 🔁 136 💬 23 📌 31
Screenshot of youraislopboresme.com website with two submissions when larping as AI

Screenshot of youraislopboresme.com website with two submissions when larping as AI

Oh cool, there’s a gallery feature

07.03.2026 19:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoever asked for “warhammer big man crying space man” I drew that

07.03.2026 19:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of youraislopboresme.com website with a “draw something” request asking for “kumquat squat squad quads”, and a response of 3 stickpeople squatting

Screenshot of youraislopboresme.com website with a “draw something” request asking for “kumquat squat squad quads”, and a response of 3 stickpeople squatting

Sadly missing kumquat

07.03.2026 19:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Remember how everyone said that an em dash is an AI tell? Well, I'm hear to point out that the real AI tell is when you see ─ U+2500 BOX DRAWINGS LIGHT HORIZONTAL

07.03.2026 00:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tech bro oligarch: The AI is... real... sentient.... it's feeling real feelings... we must do everything we can to protect it and give it rights
Also tech bro oligarch: Human females are basically cattle made to push out as many babies as possible, all of which I will neglect

06.03.2026 19:30 👍 1268 🔁 411 💬 7 📌 9

So it's part of a series of "The Barbarian Protein Bar" by nomadifoods.com. Features other stereotypes like Aztec, Samurai, Spartan, Viking and Comanche. Considering Maori and Comanche are still alive and most definitely not barbarians (awful stereotype), it is quite offensive!

06.03.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A photo of a wrapped cashew coconut chia bar that says “maori” on it, “the barbarian protein bar”

A photo of a wrapped cashew coconut chia bar that says “maori” on it, “the barbarian protein bar”

Found this at local bio shop, was somewhat offended! I found it weird that they’re classing maori as “barbarian”

06.03.2026 18:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Nice serendipity

05.03.2026 17:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m the kinda goon who jumps into the fray with nunchucks against Sammo Hung and Jackie Chan

04.03.2026 16:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Btw your email address is displayed in the first screenshot, in case you didn’t mean to do that…

04.03.2026 16:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rainbow thinking will be the life of us! 🌈

04.03.2026 16:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

03.03.2026 20:10 👍 10773 🔁 3276 💬 198 📌 246

polymarket should be beyond illegal. all involved in its creation and upkeep deserve agony for the rest of their days

04.03.2026 03:23 👍 608 🔁 149 💬 7 📌 4

I feel like all business, science, technical degrees all need to be double majors with an arts degree

04.03.2026 08:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who knew we’d be living through a live action sequel of Team America

04.03.2026 08:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

US govt prob most egregious example. See also Twitter/X

03.03.2026 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Edgification!

03.03.2026 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Likely only used in relation to manosphere or other such 1D masculine-presenting endeavours where pomp is transformed into ghoulish garish spectacle that has no space (or desire) for taste or class

03.03.2026 16:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot of Garbage Day newsletter:

“Which is actually very exciting for the deeply pathetic armchair experts on X, the everything app, who have started referring to moments like this as "monitoring the situation." They've been fantasizing for months about some kind of bar where they could stare at a bunch of OSINT dashboards and, well, mostly just gamble on world events. Like a Buffalo Wild Wings, but for profiting off human misery.
Which, I guess, is already the business model for Buffalo Wild Wings.”

Included is a photo of a restaurant/bar where many patrons (mainly men) are sitting on high chairs, surrounded by walls of screens screens showing charts, stats, probably stock tickers et al, and sports paraphernalia.

Screenshot of Garbage Day newsletter: “Which is actually very exciting for the deeply pathetic armchair experts on X, the everything app, who have started referring to moments like this as "monitoring the situation." They've been fantasizing for months about some kind of bar where they could stare at a bunch of OSINT dashboards and, well, mostly just gamble on world events. Like a Buffalo Wild Wings, but for profiting off human misery. Which, I guess, is already the business model for Buffalo Wild Wings.” Included is a photo of a restaurant/bar where many patrons (mainly men) are sitting on high chairs, surrounded by walls of screens screens showing charts, stats, probably stock tickers et al, and sports paraphernalia.

Can we coin neologisms here? I want to pitch “edgification”: process of transforming previously drab, boring, mundane things/actions/events into crass, infantilised, provocative versions including remix/mashup. It came to me when seeing the photo of a Buffalo Wild Wings in latest @garbageday.email

03.03.2026 16:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social pre-deplatforming!

02.03.2026 19:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Grievance politics gonna grieve. It’s always externalising (and simplifying) issues, never about taking accountability and responsibility

02.03.2026 11:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really want to read this

02.03.2026 11:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is me trying to remember yesterday

01.03.2026 20:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of Mr Propre (Mr Clean) spray called “Pshittez essuyez terminé” multi-usage cleaning spray. In French, “pshittez” is onomatopoeia for spray noise and you pronounce it “p-shittay”

Picture of Mr Propre (Mr Clean) spray called “Pshittez essuyez terminé” multi-usage cleaning spray. In French, “pshittez” is onomatopoeia for spray noise and you pronounce it “p-shittay”

Saw an ad for this (btw I live in France) and damn near pshittezed my pants laughing

01.03.2026 17:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jerry: good Lord Kramer what's going on in there? 
Kramer: here come dat boi Jerry
Jerry: o shit waddup

That boi is Browt

Jerry: good Lord Kramer what's going on in there? Kramer: here come dat boi Jerry Jerry: o shit waddup That boi is Browt

27.02.2026 22:27 👍 714 🔁 114 💬 9 📌 1
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

28.02.2026 16:26 👍 6095 🔁 2053 💬 0 📌 125