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I ❀️ Ruby, Elixir, awk, and making things fast. Abortion is healthcare. he/him. Anti fascist. http://github.com/jhollinger πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 🚫🧊

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Did it hurt? When you fell off the wagon?

08.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from LOTR of Borimir saying "It is a gift". He is pointing at the text "LLMs" and his forehead is labeled "All of society".

Screenshot from LOTR of Borimir saying "It is a gift". He is pointing at the text "LLMs" and his forehead is labeled "All of society".

07.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We blew up a girls’ school. Congress was ignored. The most thanks he deserves is an impeachment.

02.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone in the Venn diagram of ENM/poly and Ex-vangelical spaces needs to write a book entitled, "I Kissed Monogamy Goodbye".

26.02.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A sci-fi fantasy like LOTR where the magical world is a simulation in the "real" world. Users and admins can VR in as wizards, Sauron, etc. The real world is invested in the outcome of the simulated one, so events in each affect events in the other.

Surely someone has attempted something like that.

25.02.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The tariffs are to pay for The Board of Peace, which is to pay for his retirement in a pseudo-sovereign state that he de facto controls. Am I crazy? It seems entirely plausible.

21.02.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't overstate how much I hate "tooling", particularly in CI. Sure, each new tool adds some marginal value for someone. But the overall effect is suffocating. Constant CI breakage, constant change in PR requirements, and ever-increasing wait times.

Have a very high bar for new tooling!

18.02.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if we all just used AI to attend meetings for us? I think I'd be okay with that.

17.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What gives? Now Maximum Fun has TWO great D&D play podcasts? How am I expected to listen to all this great content?! (Eww I hate calling it "content"; it's better than that.)

17.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Been wanting to try parallel Jobs in k8s for awhile. Finally have an excuse!

17.02.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sitting in the living room late at night having conversations with my son about Arch Linux. Fun times.

14.02.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screen grab of The White Witch from BBC's "The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe" looking shocked by Springtime.

Screen grab of The White Witch from BBC's "The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe" looking shocked by Springtime.

Walking out my door today like The White Witch.

10.02.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) β€” Alberto CastaΓ±eda MondragΓ³n says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance.

But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain.

He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again.

He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) β€” Alberto CastaΓ±eda MondragΓ³n says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain. He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man β€œpurposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

07.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 17910 πŸ” 9173 πŸ’¬ 493 πŸ“Œ 702

The average Klingon brain contains enough for two.

05.02.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s probably the gummy, but a good conspiracy theory is that The Board of Peace is (I assume) going to de-facto govern so-called β€œNew Gaza”, meaning the whole thing could be about ensuring he has a safe place to retire to as β€œking” when needed.

And if not, it would make a good Jack Ryan season.

01.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jQuery was pretty cool.

01.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of Prime Video search results for β€œshi” suggesting β€œSchitt’s Creek” and β€œSchindler’s List.

A photo of Prime Video search results for β€œshi” suggesting β€œSchitt’s Creek” and β€œSchindler’s List.

That about sums up the week.

31.01.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tooling is fine and all, but man, it adds complexity.

31.01.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Creators of Project 2025 Want to Send Unmarried People to Camps The Heritage Foundation is pushing the Trump administration to start government-run education camps for unmarried couples.

Um, who bet on "The Lobster" in 2026? futurism.com/future-socie...

29.01.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Code is liability. AI allows us to create tremendous amounts of liability very quickly

23.01.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 881 πŸ” 176 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 17
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a man with a mask on his face is smiling at another man in a room . ALT: a man with a mask on his face is smiling at another man in a room .

You think he'd be all over Bashir, given the eugenics thing. But I guess someone was already all over him...

17.01.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool. Maybe another country could do the same with us.

14.01.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When did car antennas disappear?

07.01.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform has the words right to jail written on his chest ALT: a man in a military uniform has the words right to jail written on his chest

Invade Venezuela?

04.01.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great ep as always. You should review Sphere (and maybe Abyss?) in the off-season or BoCo!

Queen Latifah was the coms or ops officer, right? #BelieveBen

02.01.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are nar!

31.12.2025 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's a tragedy of DOGE that most people will never know about, even though it has big consequences: no one is left to coordinate the transition to memory safe systems code. 🧡

30.12.2025 04:58 πŸ‘ 452 πŸ” 208 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 12
Meme of man sitting at table with sign reading "Pulaski was the best ship's doctor. Change my mind."

Meme of man sitting at table with sign reading "Pulaski was the best ship's doctor. Change my mind."

Some ❀️ for Pulaski #StarTrek #TNG

22.12.2025 22:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bert and Ernie is my new favorite bit.

20.12.2025 04:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money in his hand and the words shut up and are above him ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money in his hand and the words shut up and are above him

Shut up and take my Kroon! Kroons? Nermos?

20.12.2025 02:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0