The Great Stone Bridge of Avalor remains perfectly passable for all merchant caravans. The only thing currently prohibiting transit is the Ancient Red Greatwyrm perched on the middle arch incinerating everything that breathes. It is open for transit should the dragon not do that.
"The Great Stone Bridge of Avalor remains perfectly passable for all merchant caravans. The only thing currently prohibiting transit is the Ancient Red Greatwyrm perched on the middle arch incinerating everything that breathes. It is open for transit should the dragon not do that."
"The library remains open for public research and quiet study. The only thing prohibiting your reading experience is the Shoggoth in the aisles turning visitors into sentient jelly. The library is open for research should the Shoggoth not do that."
"Claude is down" is the new "Github is down". Pass it on.
People out here unironically asking if autocomplete in a while loop counts as consciousness.
Is the US preparing for war in the Middle East by moving troops and equipment into theatre, or is the US preparing for war in Europe by moving troops and equipment out of theatre. I guess we'll find out soon.
One of the many lessons from the Epstein files is that the rich and powerful both understand, and have, class solidarity.
Somebody needs to start a UK punk band named "The Smears" and title their first album "Ignore The Smears"
I used to be younger than Paul Rudd, and now I'm older than him. Explain that.
... saying that it was quote-unquote ""syntactically invalid.
Hi Jeffery, the guy from Space-X called. He wants your muffin recipe. He said something about "stage separation", whatever that means.
Battalions of riot police with rubber bullet kisses
Baton courtesy, service with a smile
Pushing little children with their fully-automatics
They like to push the weak around
Pushing little children with their fully-automatics
They like to push the weak around
- System of a Down
Play Nazi games, win Nazi prizes.
Dear Isaac Asimov. Now we have self-driving cars that are basically robots, we've figured out the real-world Law of Robotics. It's acceptable to kill humans provided the rate at which they do so is slightly lower than humans would otherwise so so.
Wait, is #TedCruz migratory?
AI Slop image of "magic" Mike Johnson covering his ears and eyes at the same time using two sets of arms.
They sold us individualism dressed as freedom to dilute our collective power.
"The rebels were good again this week..."
When people say "you can't say that anymore" what they mean is "you can't say that anymore without catching a consequence".
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
An Italian R&B/Soul band called Rigatony!toni!toné!
A motivational poster that says "Nobody Cares Work Harder"
If you want to know how far gone we are as a civilisation, this is considered a "motivational poster"
Barry White killed 60 Minutes. Pass it on.
Silly clunker! Art is for humans!
I will never forgive you or my screen width for this.
I'm calling it. 2026 is going to be the year of Linux on the desktop.
