Politics Man

This exact reply has crossed my mind

When you spend 2 hours carefully, thoroughly, and thoughtfully responding to a client and they reply 15 mins later with the same 3 questions you just answered, there should be a Business Law that allows you to m**d*r them without losing their business

Ebike + train is legitimately a revolution in transportation. Realizing that the bike car is too full and deciding that the solution is to create new restrictions on bikes instead of creating more capacity is just mind blowingly stupid

Rivers Cuomo voice:
🎵Ooo Weee Oooo, Secretary Markwayne Mullin
Oh-Oh, is replacing Kristi Noem🎵

Private jet accidentally takes Kristi Noem back to Wasilla, Alaska.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.

not trying to be funny, but what if she dies the exact same way anne heche did

Larry, Darryl and Darryl

It's still spring training dude at least wait until June

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

Deciding "binch" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been gaslighted by your nonbinary boyfriends and it SHOWS.

It's a line I'm workshopping for an imaginary appearance on one of those cable news yelling shows

They call it a Power Vacuum because it always cleans things up, nice and tidy.

Dignan handing Kumar a captain's hat and explaining that he needs to get them close enough to shore for a ground assault, Kumar clearly not understanding a word of it

Who better to direct sorta the anti-Ocean's Eleven?

Need the Coen brothers to get back together to make this

Shitting! at the Airport

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

Incredibly, this story is even worse than the headline indicates.

Doesn't sound like anything is wrong with it

I can’t believe we’re still having these same conversations.

I can’t believe we still have to wonder if you’re laughing at us and degrading us when we’re not in the room.

I can’t believe we haven’t burned this fucking place down.

1/5

Ass infections are back in a big way

TAke a look, y'all:

Maybe the best thing I’ve seen in a long time. My Cousin Vinny dubbed over Evil-Lyn and Skeletor

Jambands subreddit discussion about what bands qualify as jambands. A guy named 'InhalantsEnjoyer69' says the only criteria is whether there is nitrous being sold outside the venue. Another guy replies and says "Philadelphia Eagles are a jamband."

InhalantsEnjoyer69

I can understand if you're still on Twitter to dm your buddies. If you're still on Twitter because you think you are a soldier in some kind of information war and your tweets are your bullets, well it is and you're right. Carry on, private. 🫡

I think "bottle service at the Hitler nightclub" is the new sex tape

She made a billion dollars infuriating everyone by acting like the stupidest person on earth for like a decade and you gotta respect that hustle

Clavicular is following the Paris Hilton playbook to a T (privileged upbringing, elite private education, public persona of being clueless and vain with a slew of catchphrases) and it seems we've all forgotten our history