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@honeyedbard

Sam | 30+ | she/her | evil cat lady | lolita fashion ๐ŸŽ€ | draw, complain & videogame | 2027 bride

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My sister said the same thing LMAO

13.03.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its a queen!!

13.03.2026 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also called: the nest

Yes I have 7 pillows on my bed.

13.03.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ethan got me the most insane mattress topper for my bed (I get sore really easily and have a bad back :( ) and. I have finally done it. I have The Princess Bed.

13.03.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅฐ

Also lmao my favorite songs are Freaks and Shy girl

13.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YAY if literally anyone i know would like em it would be u

13.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Big Disgrace

open.spotify.com/album/3iyn2K...

This album is a no skip for me tbh. Its so good.

13.03.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pls listen to Haute & Freddy

13.03.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scared to see how many branches fell on the roof last night augh

13.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahaha.......weather channel why are you suggesting we may get 32"+ of snow.......

13.03.2026 03:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm part of the admin team for my state's lolita comm and my wedding is on summer ILD 2027 LMFAO

13.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me yesterday: can u cook Japanese food again :(

12.03.2026 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My boss passes my desk as I play with a squeeze toy, sat at a cubicle covered in cinnamoroll Keychains, mini figures and a pokemon plush. I am almost 34.

12.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GOD FUCKING FINALLY

12.03.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜” old navy has the natural materials but everything is too short if you have both big boobs and Are Tall.

Torrid makes stuff thats long enough, but everythings fucking polyester

12.03.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bought a new sweatshirt the other day and its frustratingly like...Just barely too short in the torso to wear with leggings where its also not driving me insane and I made the mistake of wearing it to work ๐Ÿฅฒ

12.03.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gets angry like a middle aged white man after seeing gas and grocery prices

12.03.2026 12:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point idc what your specific policies are as long as 1) you're not fucking evil 2) you actively campaign to punish Trump and every SINGLE PERSON involved so fucking harsh that the Nuremberg trials look soft. And do so within the first week of office.

12.03.2026 12:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Work is so slowwwwwww

11.03.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2 more bebes

11.03.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Last night I was so high that I remembered to change the furnace filter.

Reminder to everyone: change ur filter monthly if ur system takes a 1" pleated filter. Just buy cheap ones. Especially if you have pets

11.03.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Look at my children (ethans here too)

11.03.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Beep

11.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FAAAAIR this would purely be supplemental and I would get one for a really good price at work + about 4k in rebates

10.03.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An beep

10.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*some

10.03.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ngl ive already found the family tartan and im considering buying from yardage to make a skirt set haha

10.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being in ur 30s means weighing the options of adding a mini-split system to the walk up attic bedroom

10.03.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its supposed to snow today i think ur fine

10.03.2026 12:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0