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#1 New York Times Audio Bestseller. Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Superman, Batman (BBC Radio); Alien, The Sandman (Audible) and many other audio productions. Writes. Directs. Plays Drums. No AI needed. 50% πŸ‡³πŸ‡± 50% πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ + a smidge of 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 = 100 % πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί

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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

06.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 12246 πŸ” 3960 πŸ’¬ 338 πŸ“Œ 245
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Sarah Gail Brand Trombonist of Improvised Music. Also seen on Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle series 1 & 2 For more info, contact me on here.

Hello Bluesky.

If you like Improvised Music/ Free Jazz, you can hear and buy it on my records here:

sarahgailbrand.bandcamp.com

I haven't released a new record for a while - I'm benched as a trombone player while I recover from hand and arm surgery, but my music lives on!

#BandcampFriday

05.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

That’s why we are here! x

06.03.2026 09:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m enjoying it x

06.03.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You could bring a ton of lived experience and creativity to the genre. That’s worth a ponder.

06.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 23194 πŸ” 8885 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 190
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FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

05.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 17066 πŸ” 5952 πŸ’¬ 511 πŸ“Œ 493

β€œSee You Next Tuesday”

05.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you enjoy them Bill 😊

05.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No worries mate

04.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s very kind of you but I try and forget birthdays nowadays.

03.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Given how clumsily Ii have expressed myself in the past I'll take an edit option. But drafts? nah.

03.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you know your Douglas Adams, this makes perfect sense.

03.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have seen a lot of cursed stuff in my time in academia but this is among the *most* cursed.
Grammarly is generating miniature LLMs based on academic work so that users can have their writing β€˜reviewed’ by experts like David Abulafia, who died less than two months ago.

03.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 3504 πŸ” 1531 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 283

Also - you talk about β€œepisodes”. These are *series* (seasons, if you will) of between four and six episodes each.

03.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Newcastle pubs ban AI art from breweries to protect local creatives As two pubs in Newcastle ban AI art, artists discuss the impact it can have on creatives.

"If I was to use ChatGPT for my designs rather than our designer Sean, that's taking money out of the local area into the hands of a multibillionaire ... removing value from the local community and local artists [and] into the hands of some of the richest people in the world."

#AIslop #refuseresist

22.02.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 4490 πŸ” 1676 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 99

Yes these are the series I made. The cover art has changed since original release. If you go for the multicast Tertiary, Quandary and Quintessential Phases (Douglas’s name for Series 3, 4 and 5) plus Hexagonal (Series 6, based on β€œAnd Another Thing” with added material by Douglas), you’re golden.

03.03.2026 08:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Delighted to say I will be discussing the mathematical formula (Beatles+Lester=Fab4) that gave us the film A Hard Day's Night, at the Oxford Lit Fest on Sunday March 29th 4pm oxfordliteraryfestival.org/literature-e...

02.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

PS it’s so good I used excellent twice

02.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent news. If you want to write comedy, you should read this excellent book.

02.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
18.50 THE INEDIBLE HULK
Superhero action with scientist Bruce Banner who, when angered, turns into a giant green monster who simply cannot be eaten.

18.50 THE INEDIBLE HULK Superhero action with scientist Bruce Banner who, when angered, turns into a giant green monster who simply cannot be eaten.

Super-Sunday

01.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBored Of Peace”

01.03.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From Talking Pictures TV schedule. Momentarily misread this as Rubbery Underarms.

28.02.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the Reform Party tried it last week and failed miserably.

28.02.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This was the only time I ever got a round of applause for farting. From doctors.

28.02.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey just following up on this

28.02.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 993 πŸ” 269 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7

Ohhhhhh I’m sad

27.02.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Maybe I'm not being clear enough Dave. This person wants an *Actual Wooden FX door* - a door, made of wood, as a stage prop for an live show so the audience can see a *real* door being used to create the sound effect.
(And, after 40 years in this biz, I own the BBC, 6000 and other FX collections)

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