Wolfshirts

Is this half moon bay? I think I know that rock.

there could be a guy wearing a black and white striped shirt, a black zorro mask, and a black beanie actively breaking into a car with a comically large slim jim in broad daylight and if a car alarm went off id yell at him to turn off the car alarm

For those of us who are curious but not curious enough to watch a video, what is it broadcasting?

Oof. Sorry. That hurts.

Isaac Asimov: The Laws of Robotics. A robot may not injure a human or by inaction allow a human to be harmed. Ethicists will spend centuries debating the laws and studying their ambiguities

Tech Guy: We put a flamethrower on a roomba

YOSPOS bicht

It seems that the wretched kool kid leftists have once again noticed that I am a deranged moron. And they have noticed this fact in the most nefarious way imaginable: by reading things I have posted publicly on social media

Petting my cat: delightful, feels like a cat to me
Petting anyone else’s cat: wrong. Whole texture of this cat is wrong. You did something wrong to it, cats don’t feel like that.

Breaking: Supreme Court rules that the tariffs were just for fun

Their 6-3 opinion decrees “Bankrupting small businesses and making coffee beans cost $5 more was for funsies. We all had fun but it’s over now”

The thing i dont get about supporting Gavin Newsom this far out is we don't even know who's running yet. Maybe an even bigger piece of shit will pop up for you people to support!

posting 'Fuck Gavin Newsom' once a day as a honeypot until I have every idiot on this website blocked

It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”

Terminator by Sebastián Píriz A messed up Terminator armature missing an arm marching toward the viewer through a burning wasteland

LOGGING ON

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

That’s ok. It’s trying to tell you the results don’t matter.

napkins should be tortillas. you’re wiping food off your face; that food is still good. it can go on the tortilla, and then you get to eat it at the end. why am I always the one coming up with the good fucking ideas

if you manufacture a device that makes a noise that noise should be fully customizable

Jan 1: this is the year of new Me

Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Love it

digital drawing of a black dog against a loose dreary landscape, inspired by english folklore of the black shuck, a phantom dog who is said to prowl around the countryside of east anglia

black shuck

#art #creatureart

You don’t actually need a Chair+ subscription to unlock soft mode for the cushion fibres. You can flash linux to the chair through the hidden microSD slot in the front left leg and unlock it for free

One thing I kind of hate about the customer experience in 2025 is that everything sucks ass but then asks you to take a five minute survey on it sucking ass