mickey has fun

Bro i will airdrop soup pls

Behold the sleepiest boy

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Cant stop the GRILL INSTINCT

@naomikritzer.bsky.social There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this: nitewrighter Mar 26 me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDIATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

Posting the sign so I can tap it when necessary.

naps are fun .｡🌙
#deadlock

the world is falling apart, do i-

A) start streaming

B) start a podcast about the Wire, but it gets “like so deep, man”

C) continue the difficult but worthwhile work of making art and loving my community

D) only feet account

E) a secret, worse thing

Trying to inhabit the mind palace of someone who goes on vacation to Dubai without any awareness of the geopolitical situation that lead to Dubai becoming a desirable place for westerners to visit

Check out this podcast by my cousins Shane and Spence. They have a fantastic rapport from the jump and this is a great episode. I was particularly tickled by the description of Dunk and Egg as a "somewhat hapless behemoth of a man, and a little boy"

i know Canada is also bad and all but we could have been spared this

we’re so fucking back

a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch

Heated Rivalry (2025)

“I was machete blind” got me good

$10 and i appear at your doorstep to nanny

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

Rice cakes, queen?

Still got spots left!

Looking like we'll have smaller groups than previous classes, which is a slight bummer for me, but absolutely awesome for you, because we're gonna have a ton more time to go in depth and play.

CASH IN ON THIS IRONY WHILE YOU CAN

canadian century of prosperity

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

We love dunk & egg in this house

personally i am trying to stop deportations, but your thing sounds cool too

i watch a lot of cooking shows, mostly for noise in the background, and this wackass little guy made me stop my craft and sit for like 20 min trying to figure out how a person can sound so close to bursting into tears all the time

who's the english va for "loner in a hole in a wall" from culinary class wars S2, cause brother i have never heard anyone sound so much like these images, very pathetic and barely holding it together, 10/10

Red tee shirt with the antifa flag logo formed from black and red hands holding paintbrushes. the text surrounding the symbol says "Love Miniatures, Hate fascism".

More relevant than ever, and by popular demand: another LIMITED run of our Antifa miniatures shirt courtesy of SlowDeath Games. Available in red or black and several sizes.

Only in the shop for a couple of weeks so nobody's waiting forever for these to arrive. Grab yours now, terrorists!

Onion newspaper title-only gag quote Art Thief Leaves Behind Tacky Jeff Koons Piece unquote with A photo one of his dumb balloon animal sculptures above it

MICHAEL ALLAN SCHNEIDER'S THE ONE THAT BOOKED Anime & Game VO Workshop DATES: FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20 | 6:00PM PACIFIC SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 21 1:00PM PACIFIC NEWER YEAR! NEWER CONTENT! FEATURING AUDITIONS BOOKED BY: AJ BECKLES - KYLE MCCARLEY JOHN PATNEAUDE REBECCA WANG-LAURA STAHLKHOI DAO - KIERAN REGAN MICHAEL SCHWALBE ROBBIE DAYMOND - MARA JUNOT MELI GRANT MCKENZIE ATWOOD AND MANY MORE! WE'RE BACK! IN THIS ZOOM WORKSHOP, YOU'LL STUDY PERFORMANCES FROM SOME OF THE TOP VOICES IN THE BIZ. SEE WHERE YOU REALLY STAND, AND WHAT IT TAKES TO BE TRULY COMPETITIVE. STUDENTS WILL PREPARE AUDITIONS FROM REAL SIDES, AND THEN COMPARE THEIR PERFORMANCES TO... THE ONE THAT BOOKED! PARTICIPANTS: $150 (15 SLOTS) AUDITORS: $80 (UNLIMITED) THESE WORKSHOPS SELL OUT FAST SO RESERVE YOUR SEAT TODAY EMAIL: BONUSTIMESFOUR@GMAIL.COM TO REGISTER

It's that time again, folks. Join me for my acclaimed workshop, The One That BOOKED!

I've got a bunch of new material to work with, and can't wait to hear what you've got. Sign up soon, these seats go fast.

(class runs approx 3hrs)