i’ve come to believe that we will never solve the literacy crisis by talking about reading as “watering the garden of your mind” or whatever. books are, and have always been, the favored medium of God’s purest freaks and degenerates. Reading isn’t a salad. If you’re doing it right, it’s a vice.
A bag of "hot dog snack"
found some americam #cuisine at the grocery store
Certain models of the 2003 Motorola MPx200 clamshell phone contained a ringtone that was blatantly just the "Fever" theme from Dr. Mario with different notes.
Shin Megami Tensei IV is the eighth Shin Megami Tensei game.
Shin Megami Tensei: Nine is the fourth Shin Megami Tensei game
I have the opposite problem where every time I tell people here I'm American they ask me which state I'm from, and I have to say "the niagara falls area" because otherwise I'll end up needing to explain the concept of Western NY
my obsessively doing combinatorial programming exercises has somehow come in handy in tonight's german pub quiz
I'm usually not a format purist but there are some albums that should only be available on used vinyl. You can print more copies of Breakfast In America if you need to but you gotta age them in a dad's basement for 12 years before they're ready to sell
can't forget donald duck or, for some reason, the 1964-1987 children's mystery novel series "The Three Investigators"
happy birthday!
An "Identify this guest actor" picture round then at the end hit 'em with the Mick Fleetwood fishman
As enraged by his hollow policy proposal as I am baffled by his pants situation
headliners carefully chosen so that, no matter your views, you will hate minimum 40% of them
Riyadh Tragedy Festival
low-res image of a rabbit shaped tomato overlaid with text reading "i am a normal tomato / i can be trusted around lettuce"
bjork • i wish all greenlanders blessing in their fight for independence icelanders are extremely relieved that they managed to break from the danish in 1944, we didn't loose our language ( my children would be speaking danish now and i burst with sympathy for greenlanders, repeatedly, especially like when the case came up about the forced contraception, where 4500 girls as young as 12 got IUD without their knowledge between 1966 and 1970 .... they are my age and younger ... childless .... and still today the danish are treating greenlanders like they are second class humans removing children from their parents in 2025 ! colonialism has repeatedly given me horror chills up my back, and the chance that my fellow greenlanders might go from one cruel coloniser to another is too brutal to even imagine. "úr öskunni i eldinn" , like we say in icelandic dear greenlanders declare independence !!!! sympathetic wishes from your neighbours warmthness björk links: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/04/greenla women-sue-danish-state-for-contraceptive-violation-coil https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/nov/25/danish-parenting-tests-baby-removed-from-greenlandic-mother
Björk for the independence of Greenland
reading about the funko pop video game. they recreate the scene from The Thing where The Thing bites the doctor's arms off. with funko pops. rated T for Teen
Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
posting occupies an entirely different part of my brain than texting does
unfortunately, i must inform you all that, due to its depiction of jesus visiting america after his resurrection, steel ball run is technically mormon.
this skeet's getting resurrected... apparently this guy's gonna be on TV or something. Congrats to Mr. JC for finally hitting it big
Slipping copies of the Xenosaga III Perfect Guide into hotel nightstand drawers to let people know the lore of jesus
We’ve created the self-regarding allegedly erudite child-molesting monsters from Vladimir Nabokov’s novel “Don’t Create The Self-Regarding Allegedly Erudite Child-Molesting Monster”
I think you get some of that in adventure games. There's definitely a through line between old text adventure design and every object in Freddi Fish having its own cute little animation when clicked on
Time for everyone to meet my wife.
Jim Varney in his Ernest outfit, holding hands with a woman dressed as Snow White, walking away from shocked Robin Williams who is wearing a double breasted suit with a giant tie and looking shocked
it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams
pokemon red/blue screencap - the player is looking at the tv in their home. the subtitle says “There’s a movie on TV. Four boys are walking on railroad tracks” referencing Stand By Me
A DuckDuckGo search for "Charlie Brown." The duck is wearing a Charlie Brown shirt.
